*Makes awkward entrance and manages to trip over floor.*

Hehehe....

Hi

So. Idk Enjoy?

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*You finally decide to visit the neighbor who were supposed to send a pie 20 chapte- weeks ago.*

You: Bye mom love you be home never :)

*Your mom flies out of the kitchen.*

Mom: WAITT BAE WHERE ARE YOU GOING?!

You: The neighbors '-'

Mom: OKAY B-R-B BAE!

*She runs upstairs and comes back down with a red dress.*

Mom: IM READY :)

You: .... At least dad isn't coming with me >:)

*Your dad appears with a suit and red tie.*

Dad: I'm here :D

Mom: O-M-G look me and your dad are matching! TWINSIES :D

You:... Okay.

*Your mom drives you to the neighbors house and you knock on the door.*

Neighbor: Hi my name is Laura I hate everyone but I have every type of anime, 21 pilot wear, and basically everyone cool. Oh and by the way I have no friends so like yeah.

You: 'O' HI BE MY FRIEND!

Mom: *Pushes out of way.* Gurlll let us in :)

Neighbor: '-'

*She lets you guys in and seats you at the dining table.*

Neighbor: My parent's aren't home by the way. So here's so steak I found on the floor it looks edible so eat up.

*Your family eats up.*

Mom: Hey neighbor, can you give me some ketchup? All I need is a DAB!

*Your mom dabs.*

Neighbor: ಠ_ಠ

You: D: Mom stop I'm trying to be her friend!

Dad: Don't worry You I've got it!

You: Okay thanks dad :)

Dad: Soo neighbor what does your parents do at work?

Neighbor: Well they work at a-

Dad: WHAT DO THEY DO AT WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK WORK

You: ಠ~ಠ Dad....

Dad: Okay fine that was LOWKEY CRINGEY I admit...

You: Mom stop him!

Mom: Honey that was a NO-NO being cringey! But this is a NAE NAE!

*Your mom nae nae's.*

Neighbor: ......

You: I'm nothing like this I promise!

Neighbor: Yeah sure I gotta go do something.....

*She runs for the door.*

You: D:

Ghost of Friend: You will never have any friends after me ಠ◡ಠ

You: ಠ╭╮ಠ

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Poopy ending AGAIN spare me

GUESS WHAT I have something exciting to say

Hi.