I don't celebrate Halloween, but here is a special for all of ya'll who do!!

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*you are trick or treating and see a kid wearing a TF Optimus costume*

you: OMP IT'S OPTIMUS!!!!!!!! *runs to kid*

kid: Umm... Hi?

you: OMP HI OPTIMUS!!!! Can you give me an autograph?

kid: Sure..?* writes "Brian" on a random sheet of Paper you pulled from your non-existent pocket*

you: *looks at paper* smart idea! Write a fake name,so people don't know who you are!

kid: Umm...

you: EEEEEE I CAN'T BELIEVE I MET OPTIMUS!!!!!!!! Can you say your saying for me??

kid: *thinks of random phrase* I like donuts?

you: EEEEEEEEEE!!!

kid: 0.o