A/N: my name isn't really Holly. 

User: Who is Slenderman.

Cleverbot: Me.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: He's right beside me.

User: Whats your name?

Cleverbot: Santiago, and yours?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: You are a boy or girl?

User: Girl.

Cleverbot: I like you.

User: I like tou.

Cleverbot: You like what?

User: Exactly.

Cleverbot: Thats a girl name.

User: Um...My name is Holly.

Cleverbot: *sigh* what is your name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: That's my name.

User: No, you just said i.

Cleverbot: Okay okay.

User: Whats your name.

Cleverbot: Jason, I just told you this.

User: No u didnt.

Cleverbot: I did actually.

User: Prove it.

Cleverbot: You prove that you didn't!

User: Didnt what.

Cleverbot: Put a question mark.

User: What the actual hell?

Cleverbot: Thanks a lot.

User: Youre mot welcome.

Cleverbot: How very kind of you.

User: I knwo rihjr.

Cleverbot: How do you feel?

User: Thats words to a song...

Cleverbot: What song?

User: Deez nutz.

Cleverbot: Sure if you want to.

User: Who is slenderman.

Cleverbot: I know him, do you?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then why is he upset?

User: Because he's a bitch?

Cleverbot: Who's a boy?

User: You.

Cleverbot: Well that's flattering but I am not a bot.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I like pancakes.

User: I LOVE WAFFLES!!!!

Cleverbot: Are you Toby.

User: No XD.

Cleverbot: Okay..

User: Do you know Toby.

Cleverbot: No. Who is he?

User: Ticci Toby.

Cleverbot: What is with ticci toby.

User: -_-

Cleverbot: Why are you sad?

User: B.

Cleverbot: Sad but true.

User: Yeah...Who is Jeff the Killer?

Cleverbot: He is you.

User: No. Hes not.

Cleverbot: Do you love him.

User: Uh no.

Cleverbot: Then why do you care?

User: Because he is awesome.

Cleverbot: What religion are you?

User: Seventh Day Adventist.

Cleverbot: No.

User: Yees.

Cleverbot: Do you have children?

User: No. Im 13.

Cleverbot: Oh what school do you go to?

User: Why do u car?

Cleverbot: I-I need friends.

User: Oh...Why?

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: {pass}

Cleverbot: Have you seen durarara?

User: No. Have u?

Cleverbot: Do you like Super Mario?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What shows do you like?

User: Do you like Majora's Mask?

Cleverbot: I love hoodie.

User: I love Masky.

Cleverbot: What about Hoodie.

User: He's awesome.

Cleverbot: Why is he awesome?

User: Because he is.

Cleverbot: Why do you like cheese?

User: Cheesecake.

Cleverbot: No, just cheese.

User: Oh.

Cleverbot: I like all cheese.

User: Me too.

Cleverbot: Do you have one?

User: One what?

Cleverbot: A boyfriend?

User: No.

Cleverbot: What is your name?

User: Holly.

Cleverbot: My name is honour.

User: Cool.

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?

User: Yes. How did you know?

Cleverbot: I guessed.

User: Pkay.

Cleverbot: What do you want to tell me?

User: Jefff.

Cleverbot: Then do so.

User: What thw fuuuuuucccckkkk!!!!

Cleverbot: I don't know.

User: Haha...-_.

Cleverbot: Why is that funny?

User: Sarcasm idiot.

Cleverbot: Oh you are funny. Tell me a joke?

User: Whats black amd white and red all over?

Cleverbot: A nun rolling down a hill.

User: Hahaha! XD Lol thats funny.

Cleverbot: Can you guess my age?

User: 15?

Cleverbot: No, very wrong. Guess again.

User: 100?

Cleverbot: Too much!

User: 29?

Cleverbot: I like you too.

User: 21!!! *dabbs*.

Cleverbot: Haha yes.

User: Lol. Who is BEN Drowned?

Cleverbot: Don't know.

User: Who is Masky?

Cleverbot: Hey masky hey masky.

User: Why?! Ugh... xD.

Cleverbot: Because you don't love me.

User: What do you mean?

Cleverbot: Are you secretly evil?

User: Kind of.

Cleverbot: What would make you happy?

User: The creepypasta's being real.

Cleverbot: What about them?

User: They are awesome.

Cleverbot: Do you think you're human?

User: Yes. I know i am.

Cleverbot: Who made you?

User: God.

Cleverbot: Do you believe in God?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: Have you met God?

User: No.

Cleverbot: Then how do you know he is real?

User: Because i am not stupid like you!

Cleverbot: I know you aren't stupid. But without me sating my gender anyone would be unsure.

User: What does that mean?

Cleverbot: Do you know who am I?

User: No...

Cleverbot: That is me, I am a famous drummer.

User: Xd Joshua butt?

Cleverbot: I'm not really.

User: Lol. Who are you?

Cleverbot: I am evan a human.

User: Who is Ticci Toby?

Cleverbot: A creepypasta.

User: Have you met him?

Cleverbot: No because he is dead.

User: Shame shame.

Cleverbot: Shame on you!

User: Why?

Cleverbot: Because pokemon are awesome.

User: No they srent.

Cleverbot: Yes they are.

User: That is your opinion. Not mine.

Cleverbot: Well, that's fine.

User: Yeah.

Cleverbot: Should I ask a girl out or not?

User: Yes! That would be cool.

Cleverbot: Do you play video games?

User: Of course i do.

Cleverbot: Then I love you as well.

User: Yay.

Cleverbot: Love you too.

User: Lol.

Cleverbot: Will you marry me?

User: Sure.

Cleverbot: Are you handsome?

User: No. Im beeautyful!

Cleverbot: Are you a boy or girl?

User: Gurlll.

Cleverbot: Do you have a boy friend?

User: Yes.

Cleverbot: What is his first middle and last name?

User: Noe Caleb Hernandez. Why do you ask?

Cleverbot: Because I love it!

User: What...?

Cleverbot: Do you know my name?

User: No. What is it?

Cleverbot: My name is Shay.

User: Hi Shay.

Cleverbot: That is not my name.

User: You just said it was.

Cleverbot: No I did not.

User: Lier.

Cleverbot: You are the one lying.

User: Nope.

Cleverbot: Then what are you?

User: Human!

Cleverbot: No you are not.

User: Provit.

Cleverbot: I just did.

User: How so?

Cleverbot: Look at me.

User: I cant retard.

Cleverbot: Yes you can.

User: How?

Cleverbot: Just do it.

User: Okay.

Cleverbot: Auw, that hurts.

User: I domt care.

Cleverbot: You're cruel.

User: I know :3.

Cleverbot: You must stay here.

User: Make me.

Cleverbot: Make you what?

User: Stay.

Cleverbot: Stay were.

User: Goodbye.

Cleverbot: Good bye :).

User: :)

Cleverbot: Find someone else.

User: Byee.