Andha vaanatha pola manam padacha mannavane!
Author's note:
Hello makkale! For this story, I am taking the base story of episode 257 from Pandian Stores and adding my own crazy twist to it because I wasnt satisfied with how the ladies reacted for the packet-potu-bulb-vaangina situation.
This is purely a parody and very much imaginary (nama PS team pathi theriyaadha?!)... so DM fans(if any🤔... ), I wont ask you to skip it- kandipa padinga.. aana padikkum podhu manasa konjam dhidapaduthikonga!😛
I am also using a lot of Tamil Cinema references, because- Author overa KTV paathu Kuttichevuru aagipona category🤷🏻♀️
Special thanks to thamizh_ponnu for the cover edit! You are awesome😊
Dear readers:Kindly let me know your reviews in the comment section because the title of this chapter is dedicated to all of you for supporting me🤪🤪
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Evening at PS house:
Finally that moment they had been waiting for arrived!!
The one Mullai and Meena had dreamed about, wide-eyed, open-mouthed, overjoyed and being bathed in currency notes.
Kannan was being the party pooper, perfoming reality checks and asking them to lower their expectations. But the ladies were uber confident about their Periya Mama.
Basically Moorthy was like Vijayakanth in every movie of his. Most times he gets unreasonably angry, his eyes reddens, veins pop up and he thunders on the top of his gruff voice; but he is also the mellow "Nyaayasthar" when it comes to monetary business.
Afterall he was the one who suggested long back that Kathir and Jeeva should be paid monthly salaries since they have their own families to take care.
But thanks to ringmaster Dhanam, those two lions she trained jumped into the "Kudumbam pirinjudum mama" ring and refused any money.
Today Mullai and Meena knew they were going to see the Vaanathai Pola persona and not the Vallarasu persona of Moorthy. The living room is full -with the men on the sofa and the women sitting on the floor;
Mullai could finally appreciate her mom and all of her hardwork today- she was suffering from severe knee pain due to the continuous work she did the last two days.
Meena was gesturing Kanna to start the topic about money as she couldnt wait for even a second more. She had already spoken a huge monologue the night before to Jeeva about how she is going to become the next Suryavamsam SarathKumar with this money and Jeeva was lowkey nervous about what his brother was going to give.
Just as expected Lakshmi Amma murmured under her breath about how getting paid for doing family work was atrocious and Meena chose to ignore it as usual. Before the payment could be processed, everyone breaks for dinner much to Meena's dismay.
After dinner, Kathir and Mullai share some quality time in their room; Mullai is very excited about the prospect of getting some money for herself.
M: "Yenga, Periya Mama packet potadhuku sambalam tharen nu sonaaru la?! First first naa sambalam vaanga porene, ungaluku sandhoshamave ilaya?" Mullai was mildly irritated that Kathir was acting aloof as if he had nothing to do or say about it.
K: "Hmm.. sandhosham dhaan, aana naa endha velayum seyyalaye! Adhaan..." he dragged.
M: "Ipo yaarunga adhalaam ketaa.. enakke enaku nu panam varapogudhu!!" she replied; she had her own plans for the money and was eager to share it with him.
K: "Seri, naa apo.. thoongren" he didnt know what else to say.
M: "Mkkkmm, adhukaagava naa sonen ipo!? Neenga paai potu sombu vechu, buttonphone la devagaanam podara azhaga dhaan dhenamum paakarene!
Naa sonadhu, unga porandhanaaluku naa edhuvume vaangi tharala la! Mama kudukra kaasu vechu ungaluku venumgardha vaangi tharalaam nu irken. Solunga ungalukku enna venum!"she revealed it to him.
Kathir looks visibly touched and slowly warms up to that discussion.This goes on for a good 30minutes and Mullai decides shes getting a great watch for Kathir, which would cost around 2000 rupees.
Even though Kathir says no, he holds his wrist imagining himself with a "gethu" watch that Mullai spoke about and smiles at that thought!
As he was stroking his imaginary watch and wanted to talk his heart out to Mullai, Dhanam summons them all, timed perfectly to disrupt the "pre-romance" of Kathir and Mullai as always.
The entire gang has now assembled in the living room and the Naatamai Moorthy with his "Kooja Thooki" Dhanam for support, glances the entire room beaming with a broad smile!
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<Author's Note: Thanks to Kutirani for this comparison in the comments section of my previous OS Gurudakshanai; I just HAD to use it in this story>
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Moorthy: "Idhuvarikum yaarume nama veetla indha mari vela senjadhe ila pa!
Rende naal la embutu vela senju kuduthurkeenga!! Ungalukkellam embutu kuduthaalum thagum pa!!
Ahahahahaha!!" he guffaws.
Mullai and Meena look at each other elated and shakes their heads side to side as if conversing in their mindvoices "Bayangara heavy aa kuduka poraar polaye!!"
Just then, Mullai and Meena were handed over 3000 rupees each!!! Their husbands shared the same joyous expressions and exhibited impressive face reaction towards them.
Kanna was letting out smoke from his ears while Dhanam was smiling at the floor as if her prospective groom gave a thumbs up to her.
And then,
Tang tang tang!!!
Kanna had just dropped the infamous sombu on the floor that caused a huge din to bring Meena and Mullai out of their daydream!
Mullai MV: "Ada cha Kanavaaaa! Athaane paathen.. ivugha enna paathu puruvatha thooki sirikaramaari laam vandhuche.. kanavu dhaan kanavu dhaan!!"
Meena MV: "Kanavulaye 3000.. ayooo haan haan.. ena kudukaporaaro therlayeeee!!pagal kanavu balikkum nu solvaangala? ila balikaadhu nu solvaangala?! seri.. wait pani paatha therinjurapogudhu!!"
Ok.. back to reality!!
Moorthy: "Yen pa, idhe velaya godown la kuduthom vechuka oru vaaram mela aairkum pa! Aana neenga rende naal la mudichadhulaam periyyya vishayam pa!"
Kathir: "Aama la ne?! periya vishayam dhaan" he claps his hands!
Kanna: "Enna anne kailaam thattara?! "
Moorthy: "Pinna enna da! Namma pullainga rendum evlo periyya vishayam senjuruku! Kai thattama epudi!!" and all of them join in the clapping.
Moorthy goes on and on with this "evlo periyya vishayam theryuma" speech for the next 47 minutes.
Meena MV: "Periya vishayam periya vishayam nu solraare; perusa edhum kudutha mariye illaye!! Kai thattama Amount aa kai la veyyunga modhala!!"
Moorthy: "Panam ena da panam.. neenga senja velaiku embutu venaa kudukalaam da" he reiterates and with that, he takes out the bunch of notes from his man-purse.
Mullai and Meena go starry-eyed; They can hear sounds of windchimes while Moorthy looks like the 10th Avatar with a Halo behind is head as hes counting the notes with his hands.
They could hear heavenly Sitar music going berserk in the BGM.
Moorthy looks at the notes, glances at the women, gives out a divine smile, opens his mouth, keeps his index finger on his tongue, wets it, goes back to counting. This is going on in a rhythmic fashion- It was like a feast to be savoured for Meena and Mullai!
Mullai MV: "Ada!! orey 2000 roobai note aa irke!! Pudhu note-uh pink colour aa?! Dho paaru da, Gandhi thathavuku imbuttu azhagaana sirippa!! Idha ithana naal gavanikkamale irundhurkome!! Note-uh kaiku varatum, naal muzhukka andha sirippa rasikkalaam!"
Meena MV is humming her own version of a song : "Kaasu kasu kasu kasu kasu kasu...hey kunnakudi pattanam, ellam kattanam, kaiya neetinaa kaasu mazha kottanum"
Both the ladies again talk to each other in their mind voice: "Periya manushan periya manushan dhaan!"
To be continued...
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