The First Kiss!
We Opened up on the Street as you were Talking to a stoplight Pole at An Intersection.
Y/n: Can you believe this!? So, for the first time in my life, I'm actually dating someone! And I'll be doing the So-Called "Going to school together with your girlfriend" thing that I've been looking forward to for A Long! Not only that I'll be with both of them at the same time!
Hakari: Good Morning Y/n-Kun!
Karane: WERE YOU TALKING TO A POLE RIGHT NOW!?
Y/n: Hey Hanazono-San and Inda-San!
Just then Hakari then Began to hold your hand.
Hakari: What wonderful Weather we're having Today...
Y/n: (Thoughts) Wonderful... Weather... (Internal Screaming) So Small, so Soft, So Smooth, so warm! So, this is what A Girls hand feels Like!
Hakari: (Thoughts) From what I've read in Books Approximately 90% of Males like to hold hands with their lovers! It's Bog, It's Boney, so this is what A Guy's hand feels Like! (Thoughts) Heh heh heh, that came off as Perfectly Natural! (Out of thoughts) What wonderful weather... It's so Muscular and Manly!
Y/n: WHAT KIND OF WEATHER IS THAT!?
You then Held Karane's Hand!
Y/n: Lets Hold hands too Inda-San!
Karane: (Blushing) Hmph! I-I Ain't really interested! But if I get zapped by some random static electricity I wanna make sure the same thing happens to you, so I'll let you, my Hand!
Y/n: That'd make you A Biridere not A Tsundere.
All Three of you then Began walking as you were all talking about the weather while internally saying you Love them, and they Love you!
Y/n: Oh That reminds me Hanazono and Inda-San for class Today- Um, What's wrong Hanazono-San?
Hakari: Um... Well... It'd make me Happy if you could call me by my first name~
Y/n: Hakari-San.
Hakari: Yes-Y/n-Kun!
You were both Blushing when suddenly Karane Yelled out your name.
Karane: Y/N!
Y/n: YES!?
Karane: I-I ain't talking to you here!!
Y/n: Then who are you calling out to!!?........... Karane.
She then had Steam blow out of her head as she was Blushing.
Hakari: Say my Name without Honorifics as well!
Y/n: Huh? T-Then! Hakari.
Hakari: Y/n-Kun~!
Y/n: Hakari!
Karane: Y/n!!
Y/n: Karane!
This continued on as you all walked into school and suddenly some screams were heard.
???: STOP RIGHT THERE!!!
???2: I-I'M REALLY SORRY! PLEASE FORGIVE ME!!!
A Teacher was chasing A Student as he was running like the Wind.
Hakari: Is that Sensei!
Y/n: Huh? What?
Karane: You don't know her!?
Hakari: She's the Vice Principle and is extremely strict when it comes to school regulations. If you were to run in the Hallway in Plain sight of her...
Karane: She's going to chase you until your caught...
Hakari: And Give you A Deep Kiss...
Karane: As A Form of Mental Punishment!!
Hakari: Not only she used to be A Track and Field Athlete nobody had ever successfully outrun that Kiss...
Karane: She's also Known as "The Hag Closest to supersonic speeds in the world"...
Y/n: I can't Believe a Monster like that exists in Our school...
Hakari: That reminds me Y/n, have you ever Kissed someone?
Y/n: Nope... You two are my first Girlfriends.
Hakari/Karane: (Thoughts) Then... That means... Whoever Kisses him first WILL BE HIS FIRST KISSER!! THEN WHATEVER IT TAKES!!
Lunch Break...
You were all now on the Roof of the school ready to Have Lunch as A Cat was Hanging out as well.
Y/n: It's A Bit Breezy out right now so I'm sure nobody would be up here so it's only Natural.
Hakari then reveals her Lunch as she smiled.
Hakari: (Thoughts) But thanks to that I don't have to worry about other people watching!
Karane: (Cat ears Popping, Cat Tail Wagging) They got A Kitty up here...
Hakari: Umm, Would you Like to try the Tama-Goyaki I made?
Y/n: Huh? Sure!
Hakai: Then Say "Aaah"~
She then fed you as it was very delicious.
Hakari: How was it?
Y/n: The best thing in the entire Galaxy!
Karane: I-I didn't make this for you but I did bring cookies that I baked myself S-So Open your mouth!
She then tried to Give it to your mouth but suddenly she stabbed your eye!
Y/n: THAT'S MY EYE STOCKET!!
She then ended up feeding you.
Y/n: Mmm~ The best thing in the entire galaxy?
Karane: How Many Galaxies are we talking about here!?
Hakari: And I brought Pocky for Dessert. Huh!? E-Everything single sticks Grip has broken off! I'd get my hands dirty if I held them! I was Hoping to feed you too Y/n-Kun...
Y/n: I'll Get more, Pocky!
Hakari: Ah, I can Just do this and can't get my Hands Dirty.
Y/n: Huh?
Hakari: Say Aah, Y/n-Kun~
Y/n: Aah!
You then Noticed she had the Pocky in her mouth the same time you did!
Y/n: (Thoughts) ISN'T THIS THE POCKY GAME!!? Her face is so Clooooose! S-So Cuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuute! So cute, so cute, so cute, so cute! HER CUTE FACE IS SO CLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOSE!!!!!
Hakari: Holding it in my Mouth makes me want to eat dis right now~
Y/n: (Thoughts) AND THE GAMES ALREADY BEGUN!!!
Karane then began to freak out as she grabbed A Pocky as ell!
Karane: (Thoughts) O-Okay Gotta force myself in!! Then I'll get that first Case!
She then stabbed her eye Again!
Y/n: (Thoughts) DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING AGAINST MY EYE OR SOMETHING!!!!!?
Hakari's Pocky then broke before she can Kiss you!
Hakari: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!! AAAAAH!! MY POCKY WENT ALL BROOKEY!!
Y/n: Ah, Sorry, I Just-
Karane: C-COULD YOU HAVE CUAGHT A COLD!?
Y/n: Huh? I don't think-
Karane then Grabbed your face as she was Blushing and desperate!
Karane: When that Happens you gotta Infect others through mouth to mouth!!! Y'know what they say give it to others and You'll be cured!!!
Y/n: (Thoughts) WHAT ARE YOU THE ACE STRIKER OF THE SUPERSTITOUS WORLD!? HAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWAWA! HER FACE IS SO CLOSE AND SO CUTE! SO CUTE! SO CUUUUUUUTE! THEY'RE GOING TO PULL A HATE TRICK ON ME HEREEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
Hakari then slammed into her Knocking her down!
Hakari: Wait A Moment! We're not sure he's caught A Cold Yet!! We have to check whether or not he has A Fever first!
She then leaned it to Kiss you.
Hakari: It Just so Happens that in my Household we not only measure temperature without forehead but also with direct lip contact, Please Understand...!!
Y/n: (Thoughts) I DON'T EVEN THINK A HOSTESS BAR WOULD GET INTO SOME WIERD CULTURE LIKE THAT!!
Karane then Knocked her over they continued fighting.
Y/n: Wh-Whoa calm down! What's going on with you two!? Why are you guys being so persist- D-Don't tell me that you guys Have been trying to kiss me this whole time right?
Karane: HUH!!!? A-A-A-A-A-A-A-AS IF TH-TH-TH-TH-TH-TH...
Hakari: Nothing sure gets Past you!
Y/n: (Thoughts) So That's why their being so Pushy... They want to kiss me... That's Just way too sweet!! (Thoughts) You guys could've Just asked me! I want to try it too... But...
Hakari: Once the word "Kiss" is out in the Open, the question of "Who gets the first one" Will Pop Up
Karane: And That's why you Tried to snatch it away from me before that Happened Amrite!!?
Hakari: Y-You're one to talk...
Y/n: I see... So that's why you guys were competing against each other... But don't worry! I thought this might Happen, so I came up with the Perfect Plan for this yesterday!
Karane: You came up with A Plan yesterday? But we only started dating yesterday...
Y/n: Well truth be told... I couldn't sleep at all Last night since I Kept thinking about what my Future will be like with you two so I spent the whole Night thinking about every Possible scenario that'd make you both of you the happiest girls in the world.
Both girls were now Blushing as you were as well.
Y/n: As for the question of "Who's the first Kisser Gonna be" I figured it'd be best if... None of us knew who the first Kisser was. That way It'd lead to Equal odds for either of you being the first Kisser and it'd avoid the situation of feeling out of Place or inferior about whose "The first Kisser" and "Not the first kisser" Among all of us.
Karane: Hmm... I Guess I kind of understand what You're saying but how are you going to make it so none of us know the order of the kiss?
Hakari: That's right even if we did this only Y/n-Kun would still know and only him.
Y/n: And That's why... We'll be using these.
Karane: Music Players...
Hakari: ... Diec and eye Masks?
Y/n: Let's start by passing these around. Now both of you stand in your designated Spots. Each of your Players are set to High Volume and will repeat the song "Hajimete no Chuu".
Hakari: Why "Hajimete no Chuu"?
Y/n: Because it's our very first Kiss. In any Case this way I won't be able to use sound to figure out where you two will be standing. Afterwards each of you will roll A Die to decide where you'll stand on the previously established designated spot. The one who rolled the larger number will be standing on the right and the other will be on the left. This will randomize where you two will be standing and I won't be able to figure out who's who at either spot. Then you guys will put on your eye masks, wear your earbuds Play Music, and Foward A Signal to me. Once I get both of your signals, I'll roll my dice Twice from the combined Number I get from the rolls ranging from 11066. Once that's done, I'll roll my dice once more and put on my eye ask after I know that I rolled. if the number is odd, I will go right to left and the Opposite direction if it's even. I'll then walk to each of your Positions and kiss both of you. At this Point since A Random of time ranging from 11-66 seconds has passes neither of you will be able to predict order of the Kiss because of how long you have to wait. After I kissed you both I'll go back to where I started once More. Once That's done, I'll send you guys A Singal to notify you both. That's when you guys roll A Die again and go to your spot according to the Number. This Way I won't know where you guys were standing when I Kissed you. You two will then send A Signal to let me know and we'll all take off our earbuds and that's the end of our Plan. What we'll be left with after that will be the happy memories of getting our first Kiss from the other person, we Love for each of us... Fin.
Hakari: (Thoughts) T-That's amazing!! Not even I could think up A Brillian Plan like that!!
Karane: JUST A SECOND HERE! You'd be able to cheat in the Middle of that right!? And the other two wouldn't know!
Y/n: You're right! That's why for the finishing touch! We're going to Implement a Failsafe!
Karane: A failsafe?
Y/n: Yep. We're nonna Pinky swear that "we absolutely not cheat"!
Karane: ARE YOU THAT STUPID!? HOW WOULD THAT GET PEOPLE TO FOLLOW THROUGH TELL ME!?
Y/n: Well I think most People would keep their Promise or else they'd get A Needle stuck in their eye and go Blind.
Karabe: HOW PURE ARE YOU!?
You all then Began to Pinky swear as the game began. You then Began to Play the Game, but you attempted to place your hand on their shoulder only to feel A Huge Boob.
Y/n: (Thoughts) IT'S HIKARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!
You then had to do it again but this time A Cat Jumped up and lifted Karane's skirt and she then Began beating you up!
Karane: YOU DAMN PERERT!!!!!!
Y/n: WOAH!!?!!??!!??!??!!!?!??!??
She beat the stuffing out of you before she realized it was the Cat. This Kept on Happening with something going wrong every single time.
Karane: I Knew A Plan this stupid could fail so easily.
Hakari: IT's not the Plan it's People that are the Problem.
Karane: Are you accusing me!?
Hakari: If you want to talk about that then why does he Look more beaten up every time we do this!? Stop Hurting my Y/n-Kun!
Karane: Huuuh!? You're Y/n-Kun! He's My Y/n!
Hakari/Karane: He's Mine!!
Y/n: ENOUGH ALREADY!!! You guys have to stop fighting Please... the one in fault here is me... I'm the one who hods the seed for conflict for the first Kiss... And since I'm not A Reliable boyfriend because I have no experience... I AM NOT MEANT TO BE A BOYFRIEND!! I AM DIRT!
Hakari: No, You're not dirt!
Y/n: No, You're right. Dirt is better than me! I Look up to dirt! I worship dirt! Dirt is my God!
Karane: Stop acting like an Idiot then!
Y/n: No! I don't deserve to be your Boyfriend! It's all my fault! If You can excuse me, I'm going to get some rope and go to my Garage. Don't try and stop me.
Hakari: No Stop!
Karane: That's Insane! We're sorry!
Hakari: Look...
Hakari/Karane: You can Kiss her!
Hakari: No, you can Kiss Karane, I didn't know how selfish I was Being.
Karane: No! Kiss her! She deserves it more than me!
Hakari: No Kiss her!
Karane: No Kiss her!
Y/n: Wait... I have an idea. We can do A Three-way Kiss.
Hakari/Karane: A Three-way Kiss?
They both then Began Blushing at the thought of Kissing each other.
Y/n: Are you two ready to do? We can all have the first Kiss. Remember if I ever fail to make any of you Happy. I shall commit Seppuku.
Hakai/Karane: You're seriously going to do that!?
Y/n: I am! I want to always make my girlfriends Happy!
Hakari: Alright then. I'll do it.
Karane: (Pouts) Fine, but only to make things Fair. Just don't Kill yourself.
Y/n: As Long as I'm A Good Boyfreind, I promise.
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All three of you then leaned in as you all Kissed.
This was your very first Kiss.
It Felt truly amazing.
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