"Hello? This is Mom Universe. Yes, the children are playing swords. Sorry, with swords. They are bleeding. Oh no, they are dead. Don't call again."

-Garnet

1. SHIP LAPIDOT

2. Binge watch episodes, considering that they are so short, but enjoy every moment of the episodes.

3. Make at least one Gemsona.

4. Crossover MLP with Steven Universe.

5. DRAW FANART JUST LIKE EVERY OTHER FANDOM

6. Find awesome Garnet quotes, such as above.

7. Find awesome Amethyst faces.

8. Stay up until 12 am to watch the livestream of the newest episode (if you live on the opposite side of America)

9. Ship Lapis with EVERYTHING

10. Ship Ruby and Sapphire (well I think they're LGBT anyway)

Thanks for reading this chapter! Note that even if you may like Steven Universe a lot, it doesn't mean this exactly has to be you. I can relate to this, and maybe a few others, but not every person in this fandom will relate. Thanks! :)