10 ways to annoy Fieyro

1. Tell him he is as dumb as a rock

2. Then say that it is an insult to rocks

3. Yell at the top of your lungs "I'm sorry rocks! You guys are Albert Einstein compared to Fieyro!"

4. Sneak attack him

5. When he runs away screaming, yell, "Your supposed to scare me scarecrow!"

6. Ask him why he is a two-timer with Elphaba and Glinda

7. Ask in front of many people how many schools he has flunked out of

8. Give him a soda can

9. Then say, "this is your best friend!" (tinman)

10. When he gives you the evil eye, you might want to run...he is the boyfriend of a witch that can turn you into a frog...