Firestar: I finally killed Tallstar.. *eye twitches*

Tawnypelt: Lets go annoy Fiestsar

Tawnypelt: I have an idea! *whispers excitedly to the other cats and spreads the words throughout the clans*

Fire star: where is everyone?

Tawnypelt: In all the time you spent murdering Tallstar, we all died too... *in a ghostly voice*

Fire star: Erm... =*^*=

Sandstorm: Leafy, Squirrel, we're all here....

Fire star: Um.... =*-*=

Brambleclaw: You have no deputy, no clan, and no one.....

Fire star: uh... =*~*=

Tawnypelt: *laughing uncontrollably *

Fire star: =*v*=

Tawnypelt: .... wa...

Fire star: =*o*=

Sandstorm: is the shock overwhelming?

Fire star: YAAAAASSSSSSS!!! FINNALLY !!! I'm ALLL ALONE!!! YAY!!!

Sandstorm: Excuse me?! I am your mate! You will BAWL YOUR EYES OUT WHEN I DIE, and you WILL   Be    UPSET. >:O

Firestar: um.. boo... hoo? :/

Squirrelflight: Anyways... We've come-

Tawypelt: ANYWAYS! We've come to tell you that .... WAFFLES.

Firestar: ...

Squirrelflight: Waffles.

Firestar: .....

Sandstorm: WAFFLEZ

Leafpool: erm... waffles I guess

Firestar: *breathes deeply*

Gray stripe: *breathes in* w-

Firestar: SRRXIGDLGJSUTSHRSHRPWOAHRSFNSFJSKFHZJFZKFZFZLFJIDYYDiZudIgUhsgjnfzlhfzkhfalrjYEAHLRAKRHSLURSUTZTIGEKSJRHFIFUDVEHWOSJD!!!!!! 🔥🔥
                                                 =  O   =

Tawnypelt: run

Everyone: SCATTER!

Firestar: I WILL DESTROY YOU ALL!!! *fure is shooting from every orifice of his body*

Tawnypelt: *is hit with a fireball* OH NO- CAT DOWN CAT DOWN!!!

EWS BREAKING NEWS BREAKING NE

Reporter: *points to a screen with a pic of Firestar  pacing rabidly around a burning forest* There is a savage Firestar on the loose, and we advise going into your Firestar-shelter and turning on your radio.

Firestar: I WILL KILLL YOUUU!!!!

Reporter: He threw another temper-tantrum and set the woods on fire. l:l

Firestar: *looks at audience and jumps through the camera* RAAAAAAAAAAA

Reporter: *falls professionally out of her chair and scrambles away on all fours*

Firestar: shah isnducheb djsbehslc wiwnd f!!!

Reporter: OMG SOMEBODY HE-

*tape cuts off*