I wonder if anyone is reading this.... Oh well *shrug* WELCOME BACK and enjoy!

1: eat an apple in front of him.

(Effectiveness:...........R.I.P cookies, they  will be missed)

2: well, I learned that when in doubt POKE A HOLE IN THEM!

(Effectiveness: well, there goes my middle finger)

3:This time it shall work! Steal all the apples in japan! No..that won't work.....THE WORLD!! AHAhAH-

(Effectiveness: This is the fifth time! She really needs to stop dying *sigh*)

4: Never leave lights side.....I'm sorry L but its for a good cause! I honestly don't c- DON'T WORRY! I KNOW YOUR JELLY BUT LIGHT IS NOT FOR ME!!! His kinda blan-

(Effectiveness: STOP CUTTING ME O-I never knew that ryuuk had feelings
... Then again light is the only one who can see him.......)

5: take an apple.......AND STOMP ON IT! Make sure to do this in front of him *apple magically appears on the floor, ready for its death*

(Effectiveness:You will see some things........don't do this....just...don't...)

6: tape a sign to his back that says 'banana's are better then apples' and watch the show.

(Effectiveness: This one is OK! You won't die! Er.....of course, you would have to tell him matsuda did it..... But I'm sure he won't do anything TOO rash....right?)

7: So! I learned How to make an apple monster thing, aren't you proud senpai?

(Effectiveness: so, turns out this isn't annoying....proof? he just ate the apple like it didn't have a face and legs and arms and a heart! MY POOR BABY!~)

8: Don't stop, screeeeaaammmiiinnng

(Effectiveness: this bothered everyone BESIDES Ryuuk!)

[Quick note: When ryuuk said he isn't on any side, am I the only one who was thinking 'join the dark side..........we have apples']

9: so...it turns out being boring annoys him, basically just sit down and stare at the TV eating chip.

(Effectiveness: after a couple hours he got annoyed and tried to annoy ME.... HIS TRYING TO STEAL MY JOB!! OOOOO THAT SON OF A-)

FINALLY! 10!!! Basically anything that has to do with hating/ the destruction of apples annoys him, so that's what I did.

(Effectiveness: he gave up...... And left to bother light. HAH! NO ONE WILL BE SAFE FROM MY ANNOYINGNESS!!)

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That's all, its pretty hard to annoy ryuk since his not human......wait, then how did I poke hi-

Next time oooonnnnn the annoying life of a cookie, we will see cookie annoying poor non-mellow mello the choco eater.