10 things I hate about you,
© Mattheo (Meowvaldez) ╱ 2024.
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In which Percy Jackson desperately wants to go out with Alessia Thatcher, but her father has a no dating rule.

Unless, her step-sister dates someone first.

So, Percy Jackson begs Connor Stoll to take Joey Barquero on a date. And he does!

For a price.

Keilani Randall ꩜ Josephine "Joey" Barquero
Ares 16 Kat Stratford
❝I want you. I need you. Oh baby, oh baby.❞

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

Jack Champion ꩜ Connor "Assface" Stoll
Hermes 16 Patrick Verona
❝I'm sure you've thought about me naked, huh?❞

⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩 .𖥔˚

Also,

Joey's Defense Team:
Kiana Madeira ꩜ Clarisse LaRue (5)
Sab Zada ꩜ Silena Beareugard (10)
Jonathan Daviss ꩜ Charles Beckendorf (9)
Andrew Alvarez ꩜ Chris Rodriguez (11)
Charlie Bushnell ꩜ Luke Castellan (11)

Connor's "Squad":
Blade Steezy ꩜ Percy Jackson (3)
Emily Skinner ꩜ Angel Bailey (3)
Rayan Xasan ꩜ Annabeth Chase (6)
Aryan Simhadri ꩜ Grover Underwood (Satyr)
Evan Peters ꩜ Travis Stoll (11)

The Family!:
Blanca Soler ꩜ Alessia Thatcher (10)
As Described ꩜ Jennifer Barquero-Thatcher
As Described ꩜ Derek Thatcher

C. STOLL
Was that a yes?

J. BARQUERO
No.

C. STOLL
Well, then, was it a no?

J. BARQUERO
No.

DEDICATIONS.
annabeth percy leo hazel frank jason prizzy pads
& to all the hopeless romantics out there that want to be loved the way Patrick loves Kat...same

MATTHEO.
Meep City (Bailey) peer pressured me into making this

And shoutout to Bailey bc she's in this Hi Angel 👋