CHAPTER THIRTEEN
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Stupid boyfriend

Stupid boyfriend
Cookies
I made
Come try

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
What kind

Stupid boyfriend
Chocolate chip

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Can I bring Alessia

Stupid boyfriend
Errrrrr
I dunno
Percy's here

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Oh yeah
I forgot my sister is a selfish freak

Stupid boyfriend
WHAT
I DIDNT SAY THAT
???

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
No I know
I was saying that
She fucked UUUUPPPPPPP
Not as bad as u tho ahah

Stupid boyfriend
Ok ur not funny I want you to die

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Ok
Fuck you and them damn cookies

Stupid boyfriend
NO
COME TRY THEM
PLEASE
You don't understand
Babe
They're so good like
Even clarisse likes them
Look see
They're ok - C

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Why are you hanging out with my sister

Stupid boyfriend
I told Luke to come try
And he was with her
So he brought her

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
I'm with Alessia rn
Does that mean I can bring her

Stupid boyfriend
I suppose I will ask Percy
He said he dgaf so
It's me Percy angel annabeth Luke and
Clarisse rn
Btw

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Like ok
Where

Stupid boyfriend
The kitchen
Burry before the harpies come kick us out

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
Burry

Stupid boyfriend
Stop
I was typing fast

Perfect beautiful amazing girlfriend
It's ok dw
I will burry
Lmao
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Sister

Sister
I have made a severe lapse in my judgment

Joey
I literally just dropped you off at your cabin
why didn't you tell me this when we were
walking

Sister
Because I can't say it out loud

Joey
Ok
Are you going to say a slur

Sister
No???

Joey
Ok then what

Sister
I'm thinking that I actually like Percy

Joey
Oh my gods
You're joking
Right

Sister
No 😬

Joey
Bruh
Why couldn't you have liked him like
last week
Why now

Sister
Cause last week I didn't see how BHAD he
is up close

Joey
Wow
Like you're not real
You can't be

Sister
What do I do
Should I play him a song and make him a
poster and give him $200?

Joey
You're not funny
And now I'm not buying you that lip gloss

Sister
Ok and I'll end my life on Instagram live
What then

Joey
I'd save the live

Sister
Ok
Fuck off
No but actually
I feel kinda bad like
I was a little harsh

Joey
A LITTLE???
You said "thanks for the help but no thanks to
the date! ❤️🕊️"
Like
Who says that

Sister
Me I guess

Joey
You're sick in the head like actually

Sister
Joey what do I doooooo 🙁

Joey
Why are you asking me?
Your mom is Aphrodite not mine

Sister
Well you have a boyfriend now
So you gotta know something

Joey
Jeez Alessia I don't know
Apologize?

Sister
WOW
WHY DIDNT I THINK OF THAT

Joey
Because you're a heartless bitch

Sister
Oh says you

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DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Heyyy

Percy
Oh hell no
HELLLLLLLLL NO

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Joey forgiving Connor had me thinking about
how I did you so wrong so this is my apology
https://open.spotify.com/track
Percy! I can't take my eyes off you! Forgive me?

Percy
That's not even what the sign said

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Oh
Wait
Percy! You're just too good to be true! Forgive
me?

Percy
Hey so what's wrong with you
And I'm so serious

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Nothing
Have you forgiven me yet

Percy
No??

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
That's impossible
Hold on

Percy
??

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Does charmspeak work over text? I
thought mom said it did

Percy
Excuse me?

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Oh shit wrong person
I mean to send that to Silena

Percy
You were gonna charmspeak me into
forgiving you?

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
No! I would never!
But like you should totally forgive me
😸

Percy
So your charmspeak doesn't work over text

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Ok
Guess I'll have to do this the old fashioned way
Haha

Percy
You're definitely your mother's daughter! ❤️

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Omg thank you! 🥰
Anyway
Percy I am literally so sorry
I was really really selfish and you didn't
deserve it

Percy
Joey typed that didn't she

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
No???
I mean it

Percy
Yeah okay
Hi Joey
Are you coming to arts n crafts later

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Joey's not here
I'm alone in my cabin
I swear on the River Styx

Percy
Wow didn't know those were binding over
text

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Found that out the hard way
Anyways
Again I am really sorry
And I was wondering if you'd give me a second
chance?

Percy
Ok!

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Are u srs
You just did ALL THAT and you said yes anyway

Percy
Did you want me to say no

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Well NO but you didn't have to do allat

Percy
If you keep complaining I'll change my answer

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
You think you're funny

Percy
I KNOW I'm funny

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
Makes one of us

Percy
Like ok
Wanna hang out

DO NOT RESPOND! EVIL!
lol yeah
I'll come to ur cabin
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Percy Jackson is famous and we are nothing
Connie (Connor), Prissy (Percy), Wise Girl (Annabeth),
Seaweed Brain (Angel), Less Cool Stoll (Travis) &
G-Man (Grover)

Prissy
Just bagged a baddie
😎

Connie
LETS GOOOO
YOURE THE MAN

Wise Girl
Yes king!

G-Man
THIS IS A MOMENT
IN HISTORY

Prissy
Like ok
It's not that serious

Seaweed Brain
No like this needs to be celebrated

Connie
Should we throw a party?
Should we invite Aphrodite?
G-Man laughed at a message

Prissy
U guys are not funny
Bye
She's outside

Seaweed Brain
PERCY ABOUT TO GET SOME PUSS
Connie questioned a message
G-Man questioned a message
Wise Girl questioned a message
Prissy questioned a message
Less Cool Stoll questioned a message

Less Cool Stoll
I just opened my phone bro

Seaweed Brain
You guys are ALWAYS against me