CHAPTER SIX
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Charlie!!!!

Charlie!!!!
What?
What do you mean you're cooked?

Joey!!!!
Charlie I'm done for
What do I do

Charlie!!!!
About what????
Joey I can't help you if you don't tell me
what's wrong

Joey!!!!
CONNOR

Charlie!!!!
Oh yeah how was that
Do you hate him or what

Joey!!!!
Um
Kinda the opposite

Charlie!!!!
???WHAT
WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT

Joey!!!!
Ok he's actually kinda
Weirdly attractive
I don't know why

Charlie!!!!
Oh my...
I never thought I'd see the day...

Joey!!!!
We were just talking
And we had a moment but I fucking ruined
it
And then he tried kissing me goodnight

Charlie!!!!
DID YOU???

Joey!!!!
NO.
I LEANED AWAY.

Charlie!!!!
WHAT THE FUCKKKKK
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT

Joey!!!!
I DONT KISS ON THE FIRST DATE

Charlie!!!!
Oh my gods
You dumb stupid idiot

Joey!!!!
I know I KNOW
But that's not even the worst part
The worst part is
I think I like him.

Charlie!!!!
Somewhere Chris Rodriguez just fell to his
knees

Joey!!!!
SHUT UPPWMDNDNS
What do I do

Charlie!!!!
I fear you may have to alert the masses

Joey!!!!
Oh brother
I will tomorrow
Head counselor is collecting phones

Charlie!!!!
Same but I'm the head counselor lol

Joey!!!!
Hahaha kill yourself
Goodnight Charlie

Charlie!!!!
Night night

The Desperate Housewives of CHB
JoJo (Joey), Silly (Silena), Angry Lesbian (Clarisse),
The Straightest Twink Ever (Chris), Scar Boy (Luke) &
Goodluck Charlie! (Charles)

JoJo
Good morning
I have a crush on Connor Stoll

The Straightest Twink Ever
WHAT
ARE YOU KIDDING
I MISSED ONE HANGOUT

JoJo
Yeah you need to stop ditching us to get
high with Castor and Pollux

Scar Boy
Am I dreaming
Or does Joey have a CRUSH

Angry Lesbian
Wdym you have a crush
How old are we

JoJo
Please
I don't need this

Silly
AAAAHHHHHHH
NO WAY NO WAY
IM SCREAMING
WHAT THE FUCK
JOEY???
HAS A CRUSH?????
OH MY GODS
THIS IS REVOLUTIONARY
THANK YOU MOM
I PRAYED FOR THIS

JoJo
Ok bro

The Straightest Twink Ever
So what are you gonna do Jo
Propose?

JoJo
Ghost him probably

Silly
WHAT??? NO
YOU CANT
JOEY

JoJo
I can actually

Scar Boy
Josephine why on earth would you do
that

JoJo
Because I'm me
I'm not supposed to catch feelings
Especially for CONNOR STOLL

Silly
Joey...
I love you
But you're being stupid

The Straightest Twink Ever
Soooooo stupid

Goodluck Charlie!
A dumbass even

JoJo
Ok now you guys are just being mean

Silly
No we're being real as fuck

Angry Lesbian
#Truth

Silly
Ok
All those in favor of Joey dropping the
tough guys act and letting herself be happy
say I

Goodluck Charlie!
I!!!!
IIIIII!!!!!!!

Scar Boy
"I," I yell, louder than everyone else.

The Straightest Twink Ever
That's gonna be an I from me

Angry Lesbian
I because I'm sick of her third wheeling

Silly
Oh and would you look at that
I!!!!
Seems like we're all in agreement
Joey?

JoJo
Ok fine
I'll give him a chance or whatever
But if this backfires it's all your fault

Silly
I'm willing to take that risk
Love you Joey!

Percy's fuck ass sister

Travis's fuck ass brother
You can't tell anyone
If I find out you told you will die

Percy's fuck ass sister
Excuse me????

Travis's fuck ass brother
What I'm about to tell you
Promise me you won't tell anyone

Percy's fuck ass sister
Ok??
I promise

Travis's fuck ass brother
Ok
I like Joey

Percy's fuck ass sister
Yeah I know

Travis's fuck ass brother
What? No you don't
I just realized it last night

Percy's fuck ass sister
No you realized it way before that
Why else would you do a big gesture like
that to get her to go out with you?

Travis's fuck ass brother
To secure Percy's date with her sister
And so that he wouldn't take his money
back

Percy's fuck ass sister
Come on Connor
It was never about the money
You just saw an opportunity to ask a pretty
girl on a date and you ran with it

Travis's fuck ass brother
Ok fine.
Maybe I liked her a little bit.

Percy's fuck ass sister
Whatever
What are you gonna do?

Travis's fuck ass brother
I don't know
I think I might want to actually date her

Percy's fuck ass sister
Then actually date her!!!

Travis's fuck ass brother
Ok don't tell anyone about this
Especially Percy
I wanna keep his money and also I don't want
his match making wannabe ass taking credit

Percy's fuck ass sister
My lips are sealed connor stoll
Now go get your girl!!

Connor

Connor
Hey

Joey
Hi

Connor
I had fun last night

Joey
Me too

Connor
Wait actually???

Joey
Yeah
You're not that bad ig

Connor
Oh my gods
Are you...flirting with me?

Joey
Haha
Why'd you text?

Connor
I wanted to ask about a second date
If you'll have me

Joey
Hmmm
And what exactly would this entail?

Connor
Hear me out
Stargazing at Zeus's thumb

Joey
I just gasped irl
You want me to sneak out??

Connor
Don't worry I'll help
My dad is the god of thieves im kinda an
expert

Joey
Wow
Okay Connor
Stargazing at Zeus's thumb it is

Connor
Pick you up at ten?

Joey
It's a date
Connor loved a message

MATTHEO.
It's a what...