CHAPTER TWO
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Percy Da Man

Percy Da Man
Hey Connor
Remember me
Your oldest friend

Con Artist
We just started talking a year ago
And I've known you since we were 12

Percy Da Man
Lmao dude you're hilarious
Anyways
I'm sure you're aware of my predicament

Con Artist
I'm not going out with Josephine Barquero
just so you can bag her step-sister bro

Percy Da Man
BRO PLEASE
YOU KNOW I'D DO IT FOR YOU
PLEASE

Con Artist
No way dude
She's an Ares kid...

Percy Da Man
I'll pay you

Con Artist
No amount of money can make me go out
with someone that's related to Clarisse LaRue

Percy Da Man
Please
You just have to make her like you enough to
tell her parents about you
Or just take her on a date and I'll have Alessia
tell their parents
PLEASE

Con Artist
Percy
No
Ares kids are EVIL

Percy Da Man
That's not fully true
Ingrid is pretty nice!

Con Artist
Ingrid called me a slur last week

Percy Da Man
Oh
What slur

Con Artist
The homophobic one

Percy Da Man
Accurate lmao

Con Artist
Hello??????

Percy Da Man
Connor please
She bad as hell
Just one date

Con Artist
For fucks sake
Fine
ONE date
And $100

Percy Da Man
Good gods ok fine
Seen

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joey.quero

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clarisse.lr Thank you for the photo creds dear sister
↳ joey.quero Ok...

beckendorff Still mad you knocked my chips out of my hand like wtf
↳ joey.quero IOU a bag of Cheetos

silena.beauregard I told you to post this and yet I am still not featured...
↳ joey.quero This is a Clarisse and Charlie fan account I will only ever post them until the day I die

connorstole This made me want to post a photo dump haha
↳ joey.quero Like ok??? What am I meant to do with this information????
↳ connorstole Idk lol mutuals?????

chrisrodri.guez FIRE 🔥
↳ joey.quero Charlie Beckendorf when he's asked what his dad is the god of
↳ beckendorff Sthu

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angel.bails Omfg my big fat ass you need to delete this
↳ a.chase You look so pretty :(

angel.bails My last comment was a joke KEEP IT UP!
↳ connorstole Wasn't going to delete anyway the world needs to know of our bffism

travisstole He thought Halloween was only for one day he mad as hellllll
↳ a.chase But Halloween is only one day??
    ↳ travisstole Annabeth shut up bro let me have this
↳ connorstole Brother that's a Christmas robe

pj.jackson Percy cameo in the next post?
↳ connorstole No

g.underwood Why did you crop Luke out he's so hot
↳ chrisrodri.guez He was mogging me too hard
     ↳ lu_castellan And was 😎

joey.quero copycat
↳ connorstole Ur my idol :/

lu_castellan Of course Angel's weird ass is eating barbecue chips I'm crying
↳ angel.bails FUCK OFF????

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[joey.quero]: connorstole started following you !
[joey.quero]: connorstole would like to send you a message !

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Connor Stoll 🪽
connorstole
627 followers • 19 posts
Follows you on Instagram 
You both follow lu_castellan and 112 others

Connor Stoll 🪽
Hey

Jo ⚔️
Um hi
Can I help you with something

Connor Stoll 🪽
I just thought you were pretty
And I was wondering if I could have your
number?
seen

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Charlie!!!!

Joey!!!!
Why is Connor Stoll dming me
Saying he thinks I'm pretty
And asking for my number

Charlie!!!!
Cause you bad as hell
He's cute
Are you gonna do it

Joey!!!!
Hell no😭😭😭😭
I don't date

Charlie!!!!
Who said you have to date him?

Joey!!!!
I also don't do anything revolving around
romance of any kind
Don't you remember when I boycotted
Valentine's Day

Charlie!!!!
Of course I remember
You broke Chris's nose because he bought you
a teddy bear

Joey!!!!
He had it coming

Charlie!!!!
He got Silena and Clarisse the same thing????

Joey!!!!
I should've been the exception

Charlie!!!!
Sure Joey
Anyways
What are you gonna do about Connor?

Joey!!!!
Fuck his brother
LMAOOOO SORRY
I'm gonna not reply
And not follow him back

Charlie!!!!
That'll do it!

Joey!!!!
Man I hope so
Come to my cabin btw me and Luke have to
show u something
Charlie!!!! liked a message

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Percy's fuck ass sister

Travis's fuck ass brother
She left me on seen

Percy's fuck ass sister
IM LAUGHDINGNGNF

Travis's fuck ass brother
ANGEL THIS ISNT FUNNY
I have to pull this off for percy
Don't you want your brother to be happy

Percy's fuck ass sister
Lmao no I hate his ass

Travis's fuck ass brother
😐

Percy's fuck ass sister
Ok fine
Wait look she just posted on her spam
Comment on it
I'll send you the post on insta
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joeysfinsta Thx for being my canvas Luke!!!!!

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2luke2furious I cannot believe this is on my body for the rest of my life
↳ joeysfinsta Not unless you kill yourself

connorstole That's my brother hahahaha
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daughterofluv Can u stick n poke Clarisse across my forehead?????
↳ joeysfinsta Would rather kill myself
    ↳ daughterofluv Alright bro

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Luke

Connor
Hey wanna do me a favor

Luke
I'm not hiding you from Clarisse again
Last time she broke my finger

Connor
No I didn't prank anyone
This time
I just need you to give me your friend's
number

Luke
Who?
Silena?
She's a lesbian

Connor
No?
Joey

Luke
Why the hell do you want that

Connor
Because I want her

Luke
...
Why

Connor
Because she's pretty?

Luke
I know she's pretty
Everyone knows she's pretty
But everyone also knows that she hasn't had
any romantic relations since she was 14

Connor
Okay?
I'm gonna break the streak
Give me her number

Luke
You seem pretty confident

Connor
Yeah have you seen me

Luke
Unfortunately
Connor questioned a message
Look I'm with Joey right now
I'll ask her

Connor
NO
DON'T ASK HER
JUST GIVE IT TO ME

Luke
Connor I can't give you my friend's number
without asking her first

Connor
Yes you can
I'll tell her Chris gave it to me
And we can gaslight him into thinking he did

Luke
Actually yeah
He's always high his memory is shit

Connor
SEE

Luke
Fine
Do NOT mention my name
I'm serious

Connor
I WONT
GIVE IT TO ME

Luke
(822)817-8283
Use this wisely.
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Maybe: Connor

Maybe: Connor
It's Connor
You hid my comment.

Social Experiment
And for a good reason
Who gave you my number?

Maybe: Connor
Chris
Please don't block me

Social Experiment
I'm going to block you

Maybe: Connor
No WAIT!!!!
I think you're really pretty
And I would love to get to know you
If you'll let me

Social Experiment
Why would I let you

Maybe: Connor
Because I'm the first guy to show interest in you
in the last two years and on top of that I'm not
afraid of you
Breath of fresh air?

Social Experiment
That was fucked up

Maybe: Connor
Wait I'm sorry

Social Experiment
Let me finish?

Maybe: Connor
Sorry go ahead

Social Experiment
Since you're SO persistent, we can talk
But I'm not going to date you

Maybe: Connor
Fine with me!!!!!!!!!!!
So, what's your favorite color?

MATTHEO.
I like this chapter quite a bit idk about you guys

The next one is good too tho

I'm just yapping idk I really want dunkin tho