I was nominated by The_Pink_Disaster, thank chu~ ≥3≤ And after this I nominate CrumpetsRGood4U.... I think it's supposed to be 15 people but I say fook da poleec *gets shot*

This looks like so much fun, let's get started!

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1.) What's your name?
Na-ah-ahhh, you shall never know the real thing. I've been lying that it's Azari this whole time.... The closest thing you're gonna get is Elizabeth. That's my middle name. :3

2.) What's your relationship status?
Single, and way too shy to mingle.

3.) Who's your current crush?
Someone from two-three-ish years ago.
....but they kinda moved out of the country. *cries and eats icecream*

4.) What's your height?
Uhh... last time I checked, a quarter of an inch from 5 feet 7 inches (170.18cm)

5.) When's your birthday?
La séptima de mayo, diecinueve noventa y nueve.

6.) Who's your girl best friend?
Well since she never uses her wattpad, I don't think I should just name her. But omg I may die trying to survive college without being able to copy off all her homework.

7.) Who's your guy best friend?
Realistically, I have no one. Mentally, Chris Pratt ≧ω≦ (crisp rat)

8.) What was the last song you listened to?
Septette for a Dead Princess, orchestral. Remilia is bae. Her song is asdfghjkl; I'll put a link to the one I was listening to. Give it a shot, then try the original (2008 screechy trumpets and keyboard xD) if you wanna know where it came from... maybe? Picture of her is at the top, or over to the right, or wherever it is now that there's a ton of updates. Hey........ does anyone remember Meebo? Or am I going insane? Is that even what it was called?? ;-; Septette for my broken heart here :'(

9.) When's the last time you cried?
Funny, it was a few minutes before I got nominated to do these questions. Becauuuse my uterus was expecting a baby and I said "No tf I'm 16 hold your horses(whøreses)." and it said back to me:
"i'll fuk u up"

10.) When was the last time you laughed?
Oh my gosh, on sunday my brother showed me a compilation of vines by this guy calles DavidLopez and omfg it was the best thing ever. He's like JoshKwondikeBar but with Mexicans. I died. I died at how true everything was.

"ME VEN RO-DAN-DO, TORTILLAS."
(they see me rollin', tor-ti-llas [they hatin'] *flips over corn tortilla*)