twenty seven ⇨ text messages

CHRIS & HARPER
[ 2 participants ]

SCHNAPTAIN;
So, how're you and Seb?
Nothings been said to me and I feel so out of the loop. I'm your best friend, loser.

MAKEUP;
I'm sorry!
There's not much to talk about.
We talked, we kissed and we made up.

SCHNAPTAIN;
Well, are y'all together?

MAKEUP;
Not officially.
We do have a date planned though before me and you head off to Arizona.

SCHNAPTAIN;
Good.
I'm happy for you guys.
You deserve each other.

MAKEUP;
Are we ever going to talk about your crush on Ivona or?

SCHNAPTAIN;
No.

MAKEUP;
Why?

SCHNAPTAIN;
She doesn't feel the same way. Besides, have you seen her exes? She's been married once, divorced, then was later engaged to a different man before she called it off. Ivona doesn't like relationships.

MAKEUP;
Well, she and her ex-husband just didn't work out. Her ex-fiancé was kinda a douche.

SCHNAPTAIN;
We're off topic.
Did you sleep with him?

MAKEUP;
No, I did not sleep with him.
Get your head of the gutter, Christopher.

SCHNAPTAIN;
You love me. 😊

MAKEUP;
That's debatable.
But I guess I love you since you've been by my side since kindergarten.

SCHNAPTAIN;
It's been a hard thirty one years.
Holy sh*t.
That makes me old.

MAKEUP;
Tell me about it.
D*mn, we're old.

SCHNAPTAIN;
Exactly!
Hurry and up have kids already.
One of us needs to have kids soon.
That and I want to steal yours and be cool uncle Chris.

MAKEUP;
Nah, I'm good.
I gotta go, but I'll come by later.

SCHNAPTAIN;
See ya then, Harp.

MAKEUP;
Hey, Chris?

SCHNAPTAIN;
Yes, Harper?

MAKEUP;
Thank you for being my best friend and always putting up with and staying by my side when others stabbed me in the back. I really appreciate it, Chris. Thank you.
Any girl who gets the chance to get to know and love you, she's pretty lucky.
I love you, Chris.

SCHNAPTAIN;
Of course, Harp.
You're my little sister and I'm always on your side. Don't worry your pretty little head.
I love you too.
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