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DYSFUNCTIONAL FAMILY!
[ 5 participants ]

EVANS;
Alright, listen and buckle up, losers.
New Years in three days, our family is throwing a party on NYE for the dropping of the ball.
Ivona and Sebastian, you're both invited.
I expect to see you there, then on the second, we can drive back to Atlanta together.

HARP;
Mama and Mom both said that you're invited too.

SEBBY;
I'm down.
New York is so crowded, it's obnoxious.

IVONA;
That it is.
We'll be there.

EVANS;
Awesome.
Mama's making the food and her food is so f*cking good, lemme tell ya.

A A RON;
My mother does make good food.

SEBBY;
I feel so stupid for just now realizing this.
Mama = Mrs. Matthews
Mom = Mrs. Evans
Is that correct?

IVONA;
I worry about you, frate.

SEBBY;
And I worry about you, soră mai mică.

EVANS;
Yes, that's correct.

A A RON;
I am so confused by the foreign language.

HARP;
It's Romanian, Aaron.
Essentially, their calling each other brother and little sister.

EVANS;
Leave it to Harper to translate.
I thought you took French, not Romanian.
I didn't think we had that class.

A A RON;
Wtf? We didn't even have French.
We just had Spanish.

SEBBY;
Ivona and I taught her some.

EVANS;
Well, sh*t. I took Spanish and don't know a whole word.

HARP;
If you continued to practice, you wouldn't have lost it. Tsk tsk, Christopher.

EVANS;
Oh shush.

SEBBY;
Anyway....
Thank you for inviting us.
I'll talk to our mother, and we'll leave the day after tomorrow. I'll have Ivona text one of you to let you know when we get into town.

HARP;
But I want that message from you.
I miss you, Sebastian! 😩
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HARP;
But anyway.
My mother said you both can stay with us.
We have less kids... and a little more room.

EVANS;
I was gonna argue, but you're right.

SEBBY;
Sometimes I wonder if you're secretly married.
You both act like a married a couple.

SEBBY;
Though I hope that's not the case.
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IVONA;
They kinda do.
That sucks for you, Seb.

EVANS;
Yeah, kinda.
If you do ever get with Harp, you're stuck with me forever.

A A RON;
Or if you're me and go another route...
If Chris and Ivona ever get together, you'll legally be brothers.

IVONA;
Wtf.

EVANS;
Oh god.

SEBBY;
Better be oh god.
I don't want to hear of Chris being in love with my little sister. I gotta protect her from guys after her ex-husband and ex-fiancée.

HARP;
Oh goodness.
See what you started, Aaron.

A A RON;
Yes. 😏
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