ACT II SCENE VI
FUZZY, CRAB, and JR. CORN POPO are seen sitting on couches and chairs and such around a small table inside someone's house talking to the entire search group and the Presidents. Two other people are standing near; one, FLIMMITZ 4, is watching the group, while the other, FLIMMITZ 5, is looking out the window at the sky.
FUZZY: So let me get this straight. The guy you want us to fight has already blown up Not Hungry--
CORN POPO: All that pie...
BEAN NANA: Don't interrupt people!
JR. CORN POPO: Yeah, Daddy!
CORN POPO: Oh boy, please don't tell me you're still doing that...
CRAB: But my black eyes told me to tell you that she is!
NA: Fuzzy was talking!
FUZZY: Thank you. So he blew up Not Hungry, tied up all the people in New Horseland and Cow City, trapped all the talking animals in their own villages, and stole almost all the candy in Oddland by force?
YIY: Or by candy-sucking un-udd magic portalz that go right to wherever he iz.
FLIMMITZ 4: And he magically sealed all our mailboxes! You guys are going to fix that, right?
NA: Of course! We needs some way to thankz you for invadin your housiness with all these peepz. But yes, that's the guy you need to shtap.
CRAB: That sounds hard.
SNAPPY: I am not looking forward to confronting him again.
YIY: If we getz us a good plan, then it should be fine.
GOOFIN: Do you even have any idea how to beat him?
NINJA FINGER: Well, we can rule out brute force...
BOOFIN: Yeah, he's got that magic stuff that we don't know how to go against.
CLOPE: He's got magic? That makes him even scarier...
NA: Actually, wez got a idea of how to stop him.
BEAN NANA: But if he's so much more powerful than even you guys...
FUZZY: Yeah, he teleported here all the way from Cow City when you guys couldn't even get us all the way here from where we were!
FLIMMITZ 5: There is only one solution to this problem! You must sneak up on him and attack him all at once!
4: Fuff! This is their mission!
5: But that will work! The fog will make it easier!
CORN POPO: What fog? How do you know there will be fog? Can you see the future or something?
4: Just leave!
5: But--
4: Leave!
5: Fine!
He walks out of the room.
4: Sorry about my brother, he thinks he know everything.
YIY: Ya. Heez weerd.
4: He also always thinks that it's foggy.
He yells from the other room.
5: It is! Can't you see?
4: Fuff! Be quiet!
CRAB: More like his brain's foggy...
GIANT BABY: You called him something weird!
4: What, Fuff? That's his nickname, since he's Flimmitz 5.
JR. CORN POPO: How does that work?
4: Fuff. Short for Flimmitz 5.
Everyone gives blank looks.
Can't you see how that works?
CORN POPO: No, that's confusing and makes me want pie!
NA: Maybe wez can have pieness after you get rid of the bad peep.
CORN POPO: Oooh!!!!
NINJA FINGER: I believe we were about to hear a plan?
NA: Right. So, all of Evil Ned's powerz musht come froms the un-odd.
YIY: So we was thinkin that the besht way to beat him iz by takin his un-odd away!
SNAPPY suddenly seems more interested.
SNAPPY: You can take someone's un-odd away?
NA: No, well, sort of. We thinkz that for some reason, hez gotz to have a outside source of un-odd, which iz the only what we cans take from him.
SNAPPY looks disappointed.
SNAPPY: Oh.
GOOFIN: What kind of source are you talking about?
The Presidents pause dramatically
Presidents: The candy.
Everyone else: Ohhhhhh!
NINJA FINGER: I did wonder about that, actually.
BOOFIN: But I thought candy was supposed to make you more odd, not less!
YIY: We doesn't know eggz-actly how it workz, but we also doesn't know any other reason for him to go to all those trouble to shteal all the candy in Oddland.
NA: And he had to eat one before he teleporteded.
GIANT BABY: But maybe it just tastes good!
YIY: Did you ask It?
NA: CAN YOU NOT ASKING IT ABOUT EVERYTHING!!!
YIY: No, I am too mee.
NA: But only I mee!
4: I am of the thinking that you're a kee.
YIY: Ya Na.
CRAB: Excuse me, but my black eyes tell me that everyone is a kee besides the one whose face they inhabit, so you can just all be quiet right now.
CORN POPO: What in pie is going on???
JR. CORN POPO: A gee!
SNAPPY snaps :) at them.
SNAPPY: Whatever it is, there's too much of it and not enough planning!!
YIY: Ya Na.
NA: You shtarted it!
YIY: Tubbed, because I thinks that we was saying thatz the besht plan iz for you to just keep him separated from his candyz until he getz worned out or until somebody person-sized can bring him to Impeach Beach.
GOOIFN: Why can't you just do it?
YIY: Uh... well, um...
NA: We're not comeing with you.
Everyone makes surprised/angry exclamations.
CLOPE: But, B-b-b-butbut... he's probably just so... so...
BOOFIN: Scary?
CLOPE: Yeah!
YIY: Wellum, wez got... uh... somewhere to... go.
NINJA FINGER: Wait, do you mean to say that no humans will be coming with us?
4: Yeah, we'll all be at--
NA: O, you guyz'll be fine!
GIANT BABY: Hey! Interrupting people isn't nice!
NA: Well... no yi.
YIY: Blenny, youz doesn't gotz much to say.
BLENNY: Eh bien, il n'y a pas vraiment de n'importe quel point en parler quand une seule personne peut vous comprendre. (Well, there's not really any point in talking when only one person can understand you.)
JR. CORN POPO: Bookoofoo isn't a word!
NA: He talkiz only French.
JR. CORN POPO: Oh, cool!
FUZZY: So... we just need to steal all the candy back?
YIY: Ya. Or keep him from eatinz it until we getiz back.
NA: From a place.
YIY: Thatz wez haz toz beez atz.
NA: Ya.
CORN POPO: And then can we eat the candy?
CRAB: Do you ever think about anything besides food?
CORN POPO: Well... I think about pie, too.
CRAB: But pie is food!
CORN POPO: But... Oh yeah.
heeHEE
Owie!
BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!
YIY: Candy eatinz are okay unless he'z already un-odded them.
CORN POPO responds from offscreen.
CORN POPO: Yay!
NA: But if youziz gotziz no more choiziz, then you mightz wanna take it to the beach and putz it in the water.
FUZZY: That would be such a waste though!
YIY: Probazly, but you mayz not have any other optionz.
FUZZY: True.
NA: So there is the plan!!
YIY: This meeting is adjrinerdee... um, it's jadnundrdee... it's, um, it's, you can all go to bed now!
Everyone begins to get up.
4: I'll show you where you can sleep!
View goes outside where it is getting darker out, then shows the forest of Brightitty Bright Bright from far off.
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