ACT II SCENE V

CORN POPO, BEAN NANA, CLOPE, and BLENNY are seen getting up from the ground in a small human-sized town.

YIY: Hello? Can you do a hear of me?

BEAN NANA: Yeah, where--

A VOICE: AH!!

A foot comes seemingly out of nowhere and kicks them. They look up after recovering and see someone who the audience will recognize as EVIL NED, but they don't know who it is. He has a wagon full of candy next to him.

YIY: What? What happind??

EVIL NED: Where did you come from? Who are you? I thought I already fought... but you're not them...

BEAN NANA: Wait... do you mean to say that you're...

She gasps.

The candy. Put that candy back where it belongs right now!

EVIL NED: Or what?

YIY: He'z there?

CORN POPO: You're the evil dude? Well if evil... ness goes with, um... tallness, then um... you aren't very good at... evil... ing.

EVIL NED: Well, that's mean!

CLOPE, of course, looks scared.

CLOPE: Oh... he looks even scarier than I imagined...

EVIL NED: Yeah, listen to him!

BLENNY: Non, il ne fait pas! Il ressemble à un nain avec une fausse moustache! (No he doesn't! He just looks like a midget with a fake mustache!)

EVIL NED: Hey! That gibberish sounded like an insult! You'll pay for that!

BLENNY: C'EST FRANÇAIS!!! (IT'S FRENCH!!!)

EVIL NED: Do I look like I have time for your--

He hears a wooshing noise above them and looks up. NINJA FINGER and his team drop between EVIL NED and the others and begin a small skirmish. However, EVIL NED eventually escapes out of the city with his candy and leaves some sort of temporary barrier of un-odd magic at the edge of the town so that the others don't follow. He can be seen fleeing towards a forest in the distance.

YIY: Helloo? Just one seconds, Corn Yiy. Can somebody pleaz tellz mez what beez happenzin??

CORN POPO: Lots of creepy things that happened way too fast for me to know exactly what they were!

NINJA FINGER: Are you talking to President Yiy?

BLENNY: Oui, qui d'autre pourrait nous être parlé à l'air? (Yeah, who else would we be talking to, air?)

NINJA FINGER looks back and forth from BLENNY to the others in confusion.

NINJA FINGER: Who is this and what in the world did he just say?

GIANT BABY: It sounded like parlee lulerlee!

All Things: It's just French!

YIY: Who are you guys talking to?

BEAN NANA: Ninja Finger. He and the others just got here.

YIY: Wut? Wo, but dat musht meen... how kumzd yi to Flimmiton?

CLOPE: We're in Flimmiton?

People slowly and cautiously begin coming out of their houses.

BOOFIN: Yeah, at least if Ninja Finger knew where he was going.

BEAN NANA: Oh no! That means that Evil Ned escaped into Brightitty Bright Bright!

YIY: Brightitty Bright Bright! O no!

GOOFIN: Oh no! I hope he doesn't do anything to it.

YIY: Well, if you're back together now...

There is a pause as he switches something on their devices.

There! Canz you hear me Ninj Finj?

NINJA FINGER: Yep.

YIY: Giint Bibby?

GIANT BABY: Hi!

YIY: Boofy? Goofy? Snippy?

BOOFIN, GOOFIN, and SNAPPY all respond in turn.

O that's good.

NA: Hi peepz!

YIY: Hi Na!

NA: Not you!

YIY: O man.

NA: So, I was--

YIY: What Corn Yiy? O you didn't go with them people... itz not worth it forz you to go to Flimmiton anymore... you can just shtay in Boogy-Oogy.

NA: Can the mee talk now?

YIY: The mee just was.

NA: NO! KEE!

YIY: Well nogeewalf beause I to tell you that Corn Yiy beez takin off his device thingis now.

NA: O good. Anyway, I'z tellin Ninj that we was thinkin that maybe you should shtay in Fli-town for the night since it gettinz dark and we still haz to plan an attack!

GIANT BABY: But planning is boring!

YIY: Tubbed, cause we is already plannin on comin to there to help doin the plannin.

GOOFIN: You're meeting us here too?

NA: Ya, it sheems that now it would be better if we was closher to Evil Ned than if we just beezd here.

YIY: And we'z beez bringin some other peepiz with us too!!

SNAPPY: Others?

BEAN NANA: What others?

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