ACT II SCENE IV

CORN POPO's group is seen walking elsewhere. CLOPE is lingering a little ways behind everyone else.

BEAN NANA: But I thought you said that Evil Ned was north of Oddland City already!

YIY answeres through the devices.

YIY: Ya, we thinksed he was, but then I guess somehow he just wasn't.

CORN POPO: But if we don't know where he is, then where are the other peoples going now?

YIY: Theyz bees still goin toward Flimm-eat-one.

CORN POPO: Eat one what?

CORN YIY: Hopefully--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!

BEAN NANA heeHEEs all three of them.

All three of them: Owie!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!

CORN POPO: Bean Nana, stop doing that!

BEAN NANA: I'm sorry, it's just so fun!

CLOPE: Um, guys?

YIY: You guyz has a mission to focus on!

CORN POPO: Yeah, Bean Nana!

CLOPE: Hey, guys?

BEAN NANA: No, he means that you have to stop just thinking about food!

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!

BEAN NANA heeHEEs her.

Pizza!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!

CLOPE: Guys?

YIY: My Yiy mee was talkin tooz the all of you!

CLOPE: Guys!

All of them: What?

CLOPE gestures towards Boogy-Oogy.

CLOPE: Um... Is that normal?

They all see a giant purple translucent dome surrounding Boogy-Oogy and its villages.

BEAN NANA: Uh... no.

CLOPE begins to sound scared.

CLOPE: Oh... that makes it a lot scarier than I thought it was...

YIY: What is the on going?

CORN POPO: I don't know! Bean Nana, what happened?

BEAN NANA: I have no idea! Let's go take a closer look.

They walk towards the village. CLOPE lingers again, still scared and unsure.

CLOPE: Oh...

He follows them. Everyone goes up to it.

YIY: Canz youz see what's goin on?

BEAN NANA: It looks like some sort of force field!

YIY: Awound wut?

BEAN NANA: The whole town, I think!

YIY: The whole Boogy-Oogy? Wo! What about all them villages?

BEAN NANA: I think so.

CORN YIY: I hope all the--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!

CORN YIY: --is okay!

CORN POPO: And all the pie...

BEAN NANA: The pie? What about the people?

CORN POPO: Um... Oh yeah. Them too.

heeHEE

Owie!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!

A somewhat distorted voice is heard offscreen.

VOICE: Clope?

CLOPE: Huh?

BLENNY THE PEN is seen walking towards them from inside the force field.

Blenny?

YIY: Blenny? Blenny the Pen? Ya Na, that's what I said. What in boog is hes doesing there?

BLENNY: Que faites-vous ici? (What are you doing here?)

BEAN NANA: Is he speaking French?

CLOPE: Um, trying to figure out what this scary purple thing is. What are you doing here?

BLENNY: Je faisais des vacances agréables à explorer Oddland, mais soudain une chose géante apparu dans le ciel, ce champ de force est apparu, et tous les bonbons se est aspiré dans le centre et a disparu! (I was having a nice vacation exploring Oddland, but then suddenly a giant thing appeared in the sky, this force field appeared, and all the candy got sucked into the center and disappeared!)

CLOPE gasps.

CLOPE: The candy? Evil Ned must have done this!

BLENNY: Mal Ned? Vous voulez dire que ce Mal Ned? (Evil Ned? You mean this Evil Ned?)

He shows them a letter identical to all the other ones.

BEAN NANA: Definitely Evil Ned.

CORN YIY: At least he didn't get any--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!

CORN POPO: How can you understand him?

CLOPE: Long story.

YIY: What beezd that about candys?

CLOPE tells them about what BLENNY told him.

Oy buggins! That meanz he gotz all the candys in the whole Oddland except Oddland City!

BEAN NANA: What do you mean by the center?

BLENNY: Eh bien, il y a une chose dans le sol tout comme la chose dans le ciel, et ils sont reliés par une sorte de faisceau qui ressemble comme il est fait de la même étoffe que le reste du champ de force. (Well, there's a thing in the ground just like the thing in the sky, and they're connected by some sort of beam that looks like it's made out of the same stuff as the rest of the force field.)

YIY: A whoodles?

CLOPE translates for them.

O that soundz cweepy.

CLOPE: Yeah... it looks creepy too...

BEAN NANA: But everyone in there is okay?

BLENNY: Ouis.

CORN POPO: What about... the pie?

heeHEE

Owie!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!!

CLOPE: Do you think you could just dig your way out of it or something?

BLENNY: J'ai essayé, mais il semble que le champ de force va tout autant de métro comme il le fait ci-dessus. La chose dans le sol semble que ce soit aussi loin sous terre comme la chose dans le ciel est au dessus du sol. (I tried, but it looks like the force field goes just as much underground as it does above. The thing in the ground looks like it's just as far underground as the thing in the sky is above ground.)

CLOPE: So maybe those are like... the shield generators or something?

BLENNY: Voilà ce que je pense. J'étudie une souterraine toute la journée à essayer de trouver un moyen de l'arrêter, mais je ne sais toujours pas comment. (That's what I'm thinking. I've been studying the underground one all day trying to figure out a way to turn it off, but I still don't know how.)

CORN POPO: Can someone please tell me what's going on?

BEAN NANA: Corn Popo, calm down!

CORN POPO: But I--

BEAN NANA: Don't say that you want pie.

CORN POPO: Okay.

CLOPE: He says he's been trying to figure out how to turn the shield off all day, but still has no idea how.

YIY: I mights have a knose!

CORN POPO: I don't!

BEAN NANA: What is it?

BLENNY: Ne pas quoi? Qu'est-ce que quoi? (Don't what? What is what?)

CLOPE: They're talking to President Yiy through these cool devices.

He shows BLENNY his device.

BLENNY: Oh.

YIY: Yez they are. But anyway, I hases guesses that this force field thingy iz made from this un-odd magics thingy that we just finded out 'bout, and if it is then it cans probly only be offed with odd magics!

BEAN NANA: Which we don't even know how to use.

CORN YIY: We could just use--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!

BEAN NANA: No pizza is that odd!

CORN POPO: No, only pie!

BEAN NANA: CAN YOU STOP THINKING ABOUT PIE!!!!

CORN POPO cowers and makes a small, squeaky exclamation of surrender.

CORN POPO: mim!

BLENNY: Ils sont très étranges. (They are very strange.)

CLOPE: I agree.

YIY: No, no thing could beez odd enough to doing it. Only uh Thing could! A certain Thing that's been odd magiked!

CLOPE: Wait, what? No! I- I can't. It's just too scary.

BEAN NANA: You've been odd magicked?

BLENNY: Que veut-il de faire? (What does he want you to do?)

CLOPE tells him scaredly.

Oh, vous pouvez le faire! Je vous ai vu le faire! Allons! (Oh, you can do it! I've seen you do it! Come on!)

CLOPE: Well... Okay, I'll try.

He closes his eyes and concentrates, then opens them and starts flying.

SUPER CLOPE!! Alright, now what do I do?

BLENNY: Essayez de déplacer le générateur dans le ciel! Il pourrait rompre la connexion! (Try moving the generator in the sky! It might break the connection!)

CLOPE: Good idea!

He flies up towards the generator.

BEAN NANA: Wow, he really can do it.

YIY: Of course he canz, he was odd magicd!

CORN POPO: Can you do that to me too?

YIY and BEAN NANA: No.

CORN POPO: Aw, man.

CLOPE tries moving the shield generator. When it doesn't budge, he flies back down.

CLOPE: It didn't work! What now?

BLENNY: Hmm ... Nous avons besoin d'un moyen de rompre la connexion au milieu. Pensez-vous que vous pouvez obtenir à travers l'écran? (Hmm... We need some way to break the connection in the middle. Do you think you can get through the shield?)

YIY says pretty much the exact same thing as him at the same time as him (except in English).

CLOPE: I don't know, but I'll try!

He backs up a lot, then flies really fast towards the shield. When he hits it he goes part of the way through and keeps trying to force himself the rest of the way through.

YIY: Clope, wait! Your odd willn't be enough to brake it! Try to get everyone else through!

CLOPE: Um...

He completely unfolds himself, then brings part of him down so that he's going through the shield in two different places. A hole in the shield forms in between those places.

BEAN NANA: Come on!

They all run through the hole.

BLENNY: Qu'est-ce que tu fais? (What are you doing?)

CLOPE goes through the shield after everyone else is through. The hole closes back up.

Pourquoi fais-tu ça? (Why did you do that?)

CLOPE: President Yiy told them to!

YIY: Worked it?

BEAN NANA: Yep!

CLOPE: Now let's go break that shield!

They all start walking towards the center of town.

CORN YIY: Can we stop for--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!

Everyone else: No!

CORN YIY: Aw man.

CORN POPO whispers to BEAN NANA.

CORN POPO: Um... what about... pie?

heeHEE.

Owie!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!

They come up to the shield's center, a thick pole-ish thing made of purple energy.

BLENNY: D'accord, nous sommes ici. (Okay, here we are.)

YIY: Are you guyz there yet?

CLOPE: Yeah, we're here.

BLENNY: Voilà ce que je dis. (That's what I said.)

YIY: O guud.

CLOPE: I wasn't talking to you!

BLENNY: Alors qui parliez-vous? (Then who were you talking to?)

YIY says the same thing, except in English.

CLOPE: President Yiy!

YIY: Wut?

CLOPE: I was talking to you!

YIY: But you just said you wuzn't!

CLOPE: No, I--

BEAN NANA: Okay, this is getting really annoying, um... here, you can't even talk to him anyway.

She takes BEAN NA's device and gives it to BLENNY.

BEAN NA: Pizza?

CORN YIY: That was mean!

BEAN NANA: Well, it's true!

CORN POPO: Yeah! If you want it back, then, um... you'll have to learn to, uh... talk. Right now.

BEAN NA folds her arms and makes a "hmph" noise.

YIY: What iz you beez talkin bout?

BLENNY: On m'a donné l'appareil de cet ours afin que je puisse vous entendre et vous parler. (They gave me that bear's device so I can hear you and talk to you.)

YIY: O hi Blenny!

BLENNY: Alors, que pensiez-vous que nous devrions faire maintenant? (So what were you thinking we should do now?)

YIY: Um... Clope?

CLOPE: What? I have no idea what you were thinking we should do now!

YIY: O iz that what he said?

CLOPE: What? Oh. Oh yeah.

YIY: Well then I was thinkin that all youz peepz would have to focus all yourr odd on to the center connector thingy, and the only way you knows howz to do that... iz to give it all of your... everything.

BEAN NANA: You mean... run into it?

YIY: Ya. All at the same time.

CORN POPO: Butum... might that be... hurty?

CLOPE: Not to mention... a bit scary...

YIY: It'll be fine! The thing will just beez like, "O NO! ODD! BLOW UP!"

BLENNY: Vous pensez que ce sera ... exploser? (You think it will... blow up?)

YIY gasps.

YIY: O no! Some Flimmitiz are sayin that some cweepy iz attakin them! Do it now! Do it now!

CORN YIY: Bean Na?

He turns around and sees that she's going into the local pizza place.

Bean Na!

BEAN NANA: Corn Yiy, come on!

CORN YIY: But--

BLENNY: Nous pouvons le faire sans eux! (We can do it without them!)

CORN POPO: Fart sunz you?

CLOPE pushes them all (except for CORN YIY and BEAN NA) into the thing at the same time, and they all disappear. The shield turns yellow and disappears, leaving only the generators and connecter. The generators shoot along connector towards each other, then they collide and blow up, knocking CORN YIY off his feet, but not damaging anything.

CORN YIY: Um, guys? Guys? President Yiy, where'd they go?

YIY: I has no idea.

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