ACT II SCENE II

NINJA FINGER is seen carrying his group over Oddland's widest river (which still isn't that big).

BOOFIN: There's the Riverwalf River, that means we're almost there!

GIANT BABY: Yay!

NINJA FINGER: Yes, we know.

SNAPPY: Uh, no we don't!

NINJA FINGER: Whatever.

GOOFIN: Boogy-Oogy is south of here, right? How are the others going to get over it?

NINJA FINGER: They have a duck and a whale, they'll be fine.

GIANT BABY: And a flying blanket!

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby, have you actually seen him fly before?

BOOFIN: What, do you not believe me?

NINJA FINGER: In a place like this, I'm not sure what to believe.

SNAPPY: There they are!!!

A nearby cluster of houses can now be seen a little ways ahead of them. There is also another cluster of houses off in the distance.

NINJA FINGER: Wow, those are small villages.

GOOFIN: They're not much bigger than Thingville...

NINJA FINGER: Well, they're small for people.

BOOFIN: There aren't very many people here, they didn't start coming until like a month ago.

NINJA FINGER: True...

GIANT BABY: There might be zero people here!

SNAPPY: There wouldn't be houses without people living in them!

GIANT BABY: Well, where are they then?

They land.

NINJA FINGER: That is a bit strange...

They start looking in houses and finding them empty.

BOOFIN: Something's not right here.

NINJA FINGER: Could have figured that out myself, thanks.

NA's voice is heard through their devices.

NA: What's of the happenings?

SNAPPY: All the people are not here!

NA: O my! Then where are they then?

NINJA FINGER: That's what we were just trying to figure out.

NA: O that's good.

GIANT BABY: Why isn't Yiy saying every other sentence like he always does?

NA: He'z talkin to the other peeps.

GOOFIN: I wonder if the other village is like this too!

SNAPPY: We should look! Because then that would be double the bad!

NINJA FINGER: Good idea. Come on!

Everyone comes over to him. GIANT BABY grabs the two foods; NINJA FINGER grabs GIANT BABY and BOOFIN and flies all of them towards other cluster of houses. As they near it, GIANT BABY notices something.

GIANT BABY: Look! People!

SNAPPY: Oh, good.

BOOFIN: I'm not sure if that's good...

They see that the people are all tied to the houses and gagged.

NINJA FINGER: What in the world...?

GOOFIN: It looks like there's enough of them to fill both villages!

NA: What is going??

NINJA FINGER: It looks like the population of both villages are tied to the houses in Cow City.

NA: O my!

GIANT BABY: It must have been the Ned guy!

NINJA FINGER: I think you're right!

GIANT BABY: Yay!

They all hear a small explosion through their devices.

NA: What beezd that?

GOOFIN: What?

NA: I'll be right back.

NA stops talking to them. They all land, and the people start making urgent muffled noises. BOOFIN and NINJA FINGER speak up at the same time.

BOOFIN: Is everybody okay?

NINJA FINGER: Is everyone alright?

The people around them start making louder noises. Suddenly, a human hand grabs SNAPPY, and evil-looking purple energy comes from that hand and goes around SNAPPY. SNAPPY goes unconscious. The hand drops him, and the owner of the hand can be seen for the first time. He is a midget/kid with a fake glasses/nose/mustache disguise. GIANT BABY starts screaming and running around, everyone else just stares.

RANDOM CREEPY GUY: What?

NINJA FINGER, BOOFIN, and GOOFIN all shoot questions at him at the same time.

NINJA FINGER: Did you do all this?

GOOFIN: What did you do to Snappy?

BOOFIN: Who are you?

NINJA FINGER: GIANT BABY!!!!

She keeps screaming and running around. NINJA FINGER sighs.

CREEPY GUY: Was that supposed to be another question?

NINJA FINGER: What?

CREEPY GUY: I mean, you're asking me all these questions, you might as well ask me another one.

NINJA FINGER: I don't understand--

CREEPY GUY: Well, if you want me to answer your questions then you'll have to ask them again, except one at a time, because I have no idea what they were.

He takes out a piece of candy from his pocket and eats it. The others gasp.

BOOFIN: Wait, are you--?

NINJA FINGER: I should have known!

GOOFIN: But the Presidents said he was north of Oddland City already!

CREEPY GUY: What in the world are you talking about?

BOOFIN: You're Evil Ned!

EVIL NED: Yeah, I know. Do you not expect me to know my own name?

GIANT BABY suddenly stops screaming and running.

GIANT BABY: Wait, you're the bad guy?

EVIL NED: Of course, it even says in my name!

GIANT BABY resumes her running and screaming.

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby! Get over here, we have to fight him!

EVIL NED and GIANT BABY: Why?

NINJA FINGER: Because he's--because you're--you're stealing everyone's candy!

BOOFIN: And the Presidents say that that's un-odd!

GOOFIN: Yeah, and so is whatever you did to Snappy!

NINJA FINGER starts stealthily moving over to GIANT BABY.

EVIL NED: What, the cucumber? All I did was un-odd him!

BOOFIN: Un-odd him?

EVIL NED: You could say I improved his state of existence.

NINJA FINGER throws GIANT BABY at EVIL NED. She hits him and they both fall to the ground.

Rrrg... you'll pay for that!

He grabs Giant Baby's arm, and the strange purple energy appears again. GIANT BABY begins to look sleepy.

GIANT BABY: Ow, owie, that hurts... it feels... weird...

NINJA FINGER rescues her. She tries to hit him on the head, but falls down because NINJA FINGER had already flown back to EVIL NED and started punching him. EVIL NED grabs him and they start having a thumb war. When no one is winning, the purple energy appears once again. NINJA FINGER desperately tries to break free of his grip.

NINJA FINGER: Hey guys... a little help...

GOOFIN: What are we supposed to do?

BOOFIN is seen on top of a building with her cord wrapped around a clothesline or something above her. She then swings down heroically and hits EVIL NED in the face. He stumbles backward with a hand over his face, letting go of NINJA FINGER.

GOOFIN: Okay, I guess that works.

EVIL NED: Boss was right. You are tougher than I expected. We will meet again.

He grabs a piece of candy out of his pocket and unwraps it.

NINJA FINGER: You're not going anywhere!

He lunges at him, but EVIL NED eats the piece of candy and disappears in a puff of purple energy.

What? Where'd he go?

BOOFIN: Looks like he's also more powerful than we thought.

The people start cheering for them.

NINJA FINGER: Yeah... well, now I guess we're even.

BOOFIN: Huh?

NINJA FINGER: I saved your life, now you saved mine. So now we're even.

BOOFIN: Yeah, whatever.

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!

She starts hitting NINJA FINGER on the head.

NINJA FINGER: Ow! Ow! Giant Baby! I-- didn't-- even-- do-- anything!!

GIANT BABY: Oh. YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

She starts hitting BOOFIN on the head.

BOOFIN: Ow, uh... help...

NINJA FINGER: Actually, it looks kind of funny when she does it to other people.

BOOFIN: Hey!

NA's voice is heard in the devices.

NA: Hello! Did anythings happin when I was being of not listenering?

GOOFIN: Uh, yeah--

SNAPPY begins to stir. GIANT BABY stops hitting BOOFIN on the head.

GIANT BABY: Ooh look, a cucumber!

They all go to where SNAPPY is slowly getting up.

NA: Whats the happenings?

GOOFIN: Are you okay?

SNAPPY: Uggh... I don't know... I feel... different.

NINJA FINGER: Different, like... how?

NA: What is youz talkings the 'bout?

SNAPPY: I don't know, just... different.

BOOFIN: He said that he un-odded him...

NA: WOULD SOMEBODY TELL MEE WHAT'S GOIN ON!!!!

NINJA FINGER: Okay! So--

NA: Tubbed yi Yiy!

NINJA FINGER: What?

NA: Keep goin.

NINJA FINGER: So we were--

Boofin: Oh, just get to the point! Evil Ned was here.

NINJA FINGER glares at her.

Na: WUHAT? But, but-- Yiy! Shtop interruptin mee! Well, the mee that I have! I'M A MEE!!!

SNAPPY: Ow, ow! Stop!

NA: Sorrys, was wezing too loud?

SNAPPY: No, it's the weird way you're talking, it hurts my ears!

Everyone makes different surprised/worried exclamations.

What, is that not normal?

NA: What beed happened to you??

SNAPPY: What do you mean?

GOOFIN: Evil Ned grabbed him, and then some sort of weird purple energy came out of his hand!

GIANT BABY: Didn't Ned boy say that he un-odded him or something?

BOOFIN: Yeah, whatever that means.

NA: Oohhhhh...

NINJA FINGER: What?

SNAPPY: Seriously, I'm fine!

NA: This proviz a theory that Yiy and I hadzd that some peepz who are un-odd would have the able to use the odd magics to do un-odd shtuf, makin it un-odd magics instead.

SNAPPY: So, you're telling me--

NA: Ya, itz true, that's what I just said! Weren't you doing a listen?

GIANT BABY: I was doing a listen!

NA: No, I was talkin to Yiy. He's bein a kee. YES YOU ARE!! TUBBED!!

GOOFIN: What in the flying snee are you talking about?

BOOFIN: Is it even worth asking?

NA: No, cause I would just tubbed again. What was the Snappy saying?

SNAPPY: I just wanted to make sure that what you were trying to tell me is that he just tried to make me un-odd.

NA: Ya.

SNAPPY: Well, I don't think it worked, because I don't feel like suddenly turning against you guys or anything.

NA: O that's good.

NINJA FINGER: So, either he didn't actually try to turn you...

BOOFIN: Or it didn't work the way he wanted it to.

NA: Ya.

SNAPPY: Where did Evil Ned go?

GIANT BABY: He poofed!

SNAPPY: He what?

GOOFIN: It looked like he teleported or something.

NA: Pleppoo. So un-odd magicz can teleport too... interesting.

NINJA FINGER: Yeah, and I noticed something else interesting: he ate a piece of candy a split second before he disappeared.

NA: Hmm... ya, that does interesting.

BOOFIN: So... what should we do now?

NA: Well, did you rescue thoses people yet?

NINJA FINGER: Oh, right, of course!

They start rescuing the people, who thank them as they're rescued. They respond to the thanks between parts of the conversation.

GIANT BABY: Hi people!

SNAPPY: So where should we go from here?

NA: Well Ned kee obviously haz a way to trick our detectors, so he could be anywhere right now...

GOOFIN: So do we just wait until we hear more news of him?

NA: I thinks you should probably just shtart goin towards Flimmiton like wez had planned before.

BOOFIN: That's the only major city that he hasn't been to yet besides Oddland City, it would make sense for him to go there next.

NINJA FINGER: But why wouldn't he go to Oddland City?

SNAPPY: I would think it's too odd for him.

GIANT BABY: Or too plinkeeunkk!

GOOFIN: What do you mean?

GIANT BABY: Plinkeeunkk!

GOOFIN: No, not you, Snappy!

SNAPPY: Well... kind of like how the odd talk hurt my ears. He might not be able to stand how odd Oddland City is.

NA: Ya, and if anything has had the happenzd there then somebody wouldd tell us about it.

BOOFIN: We should probably check it out just in case though, right?

NINJA FINGER: We'll fly over it on the way to Flimmiton.

They free the last person.

COW CITY PERSON: Hey, are we gonna ever get our candy back?

NINJA FINGER: We were just about to go find the guy who stole it.

COW CITY PERSON: Evil Fred or whatever?

GIANT BABY: Ned!

COW CITY PERSON: Yeah, him.

GOOFIN: Unless he's eaten all of it by the time we get there...

SNAPPY: I doubt he will have, with all that candy he took from Not Hungry.

COW CITY PERSON: Good.

BOOFIN: Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go find him!

NINJA FINGER: Hop on, guys!

They all get ready to fly in the same formation as before. NINJA FINGER grunts as he lifts off.

I might have to take some breaks on the way there!

People start waving at them and saying bye, still cheering. GIANT BABY waves back.

GIANT BABY: Byyyyyyyye byyyyyyyyyye peeeeeeeeeeeeplllllllllllllllllle!!!

NINJA FINGER: You know, I think I would enjoy living in a small village like that.

GIANT BABY: Yay!

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