ACT I SCENE V

In the Plinkeeunkk House, a door that says "Ninja Dojo" is shown. Crash bang noises can be heard from inside. Inside is shown suddenly. NINJA FINGER is attempting to train GIANT BABY, who is absolutely failing. NINJA FINGER eventually tells her to stop.

GIANT BABY: Did I do good?

NINJA FINGER: Well... you did better than yesterday... slightly...

She starts hitting him on the head (as always, doing it with her own head).

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

NINJA FINGER: Stop!

She stops.

Now you have to do that even when I do the slightest thing as complement you?

GIANT BABY: Yeah!

NINJA FINGER: What if I just decided to be really mean to you or something?

GIANT BABY: Then I would probably slap you instead!

NINJA FINGER: In that case, I think I'll stick to being nice.

She starts hitting him on the head again.

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!

NINJA FINGER: STOP IT!!!!

She stops again. The door to the dojo opens, and YIY comes in.

Oh, hello Mr. President.

YIY: No! Call me Yiy!

NINJA FINGER: But you're the president, I want to acknowledge that!

YIY: Well President Yiy then!

GIANT BABY: What about Yiy Guy?

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby!

GIANT BABY: What?

YIY: So, is you done with trainin?

NINJA FINGER: Well... for now...

YIY: Good! Cause you has to come with me right now.

GIANT BABY: Ooh! Do we get a mission?

YIY: A very mission! Come on!

He starts walking out, and they follow him.

NINJA FINGER: What, wait, Giant Baby isn't even ready yet!

YIY: Tubbed! You has to come!

NINJA FINGER: Why?

GIANT BABY: Cause it's fun!

YIY: Cause wee needs you!

NINJA FINGER: Who's we?

YIY: You'll see!

There is a slight pause as they continue walking through the halls of the Plinkeeunkk House.

NINJA FINGER: Thanks again for letting us stay here.

YIY: Oh, you is welcome.

NINJA FINGER: And also for building the dojo and making me a new costume on such short notice.

YIY: Well, you sure couldn't go on a mission without a well-trained assistant or a costume!

There is another pause

NINJA FINGER: So, exactly how many people are we talking to go on this mission here?

They walk into a meeting room where NA, CLOPE, BOOFIN, GOOFIN, SNAPPY, CORN POPO, BEAN NANA, CORN YIY, and BEAN NA are waiting and talking and stuff. They all look at where YIY, NINJA FINGER, and GIANT BABY just walked in, and there is an awkward pause.

Okay.

NA: There bees youze!

YIY: Ya.

NA: So I thinks we needs to introduce everykee to each other?

YIY: Ya, problee.

They introduce everyone that doesn't know each other yet, including mentioning a short summary of their past adventures.

Okee, now that we thated, now we can now tell you now why you is all here now.

CORN POPO: Yeah, we were all kind of wondering that.

NA: Well, as it just so happens, there bees someone in Oddland who is...

She pauses and talks creepy again.

Un-odd!

Everyone except the Presidents, BEAN NANA, BOOFIN, GOOFIN, and NINJA FINGER start screaming and running around.

YIY: O come the ons! We choosed you because we thinked that you wouldn't be scared of that sort of stuff!

NA: It was probbly just my cweepy voice.

NINJA FINGER: Yeah, seriously, un-odd isn't that scary, it's just--

Everyone is still running around.

GIANT BABY: Yes it is!!!!

BOOFIN: Guys, they already told us that there was someone un-odd, don't you remember?

Clope and Snappy stop screaming.

SNAPPY: I knew that!

GOOFIN: Remember stuff!

CLOPE: But... it's still just so scary!

CORN POPO, CORN YIY, BEAN NA, and GIANT BABY are still running around.

CORN POPO: Yeah, it is!

BEAN NANA heeHEEs Corn Popo and the two bears.

Owie!

CORN YIY also says "Owie!" at the same time, BEAN NA says "Pizza!" instead.

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!

YIY: We figured you'd be able to handles this kind of a stuffs cause you alls has hasd to deal with un-odd at one point and you all beat it!

CORN POPO: Not without your help!

YIY: Well, uh... tubbed!

NINJA FINGER: How did you beat them? What can you... do?

CORN POPO: I can maah!

BEAN NANA: And I can heeHEE!

NA: Do not beeing of underestimate the power of odd creatures.

NINJA FINGER: Okay, okay, but what about everyone else?

BOOFIN: Well, Clope can... Clope? Clope, where are you?

CLOPE's voice is muffled, since he is hiding somewhere.

CLOPE: Talking fingers are scary!

BOOFIN: Oh my word.

NINJA FINGER looks in the direction of CLOPE's voice in near disbelief, then responds sarcastically.

NINJA FINGER: Great! So, let's hear the mission.

He speaks under his breath.

See if it's easy enough for these sorry excuses for heroes to accomplish it.

All of the Things say something like "Hey!", CORN POPO maahs into NINJA FINGER, and BEAN NANA heeHEEs both of them.

NINJA FINGER: Okay, okay, I take it back!

NA: What'd I told at you?

GIANT BABY is still running around screaming, then she trips over NINJA FINGER and CORN POPO and lands on top of them. They both grunt in pain.

NINJA FINGER: Um... Giant Baby... can you... um...

GIANT BABY looks up and realizes what happened.

GIANT BABY: Huh? Oh. Oops.

She gets off, suddenly smiling like normal again. NINJA FINGER and CORN POPO also get up.

So what is this mission?

YIY: So we thinks that this reeeeeeeeeeeeeally un-odd peep is stealing a bunch of other peep's candys, but we has no as to whys.

NA: So we wantes you to go and stop him!

There is a pause as everyone takes this in. GIANT BABY starts screaming and running around again.

CORN POPO: Oh... boy.

NINJA FINGER: How un-odd is this guy?

YIY: One of the mostest un-oddest we've seen!

BEAN NANA: And you're coming with us, right?

The Presidents look at each other.

NA: U... no.

There is another pause.

NINJA FINGER: Yep, this is hopeless.

He turns around to leave, but a bunch of the others start protesting. GIANT BABY has to stop screaming to do so. NINJA FINGER stops.

GIANT BABY: Come on, missions are fun!

YIY: Ya! And we need you!

NA: Much!

YIY: Such!

NINJA FINGER turns around slowly.

NINJA FINGER: You're right. I might be able to give us some chance of actually succeeding. So I'll stay.

NA: Beez careful of your saying! Thinking like that could lead back to un-odd!

NINJA FINGER: Whatever.

BEAN NANA: Do we even know anything about this guy?

YIY: Only one thingy: he leaves behind notez wherever he stealz stuff and signsiz them with the name "Evil Ned"

CORN POPO: Ooh, that sounds evil!

GIANT BABY: And Ned!

NA: Ya.

BOOFIN: Why aren't you coming with us?

GOOFIN: Yeah, that would make things a lot easier, wouldn't it?

YIY: We is actually gonna be somewhere else helping you track his movements.

SNAPPY: How?

NA: We has special un-odd detectors.

YIY: Ya. We just hasn't figures out how to small them enough to takesing them anywheres.

CORN POPO: But uh... then you... won't be with us. So then you can't tell us where he is.

NA grabs a baggie filled with tiny earpiece/headset-like devices.

NA: Actually, we maked theses thingys that can let two odd peepses talk to each other from far away!

GIANT BABY: Woah! How did you do that??

YIY: Oddd magicz.

CLOPE: Wow, is there anything it can't do?

CORN YIY: Can it make a--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!!

NA: Sadly, no.

CORN YIY: Aw, man.

CORN POPO: How about pie?

BEAN NANA heeHEEs him.

Owie!

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!!

YIY: Nothings can just be maded from thin airyness. Even using odd.

NA: That would make life too easy.

YIY: Ya, cause then you could make all the yummys of food you wanted and--

The door opens, and the DESK PERSON walks in.

DESK PERSON: Hey, guys, are you busy right now?

NA: U... kinda!

YIY: What does you need?

DESK PERSON: Someone's at the desk with a report of un-odd.

NA: Write it down or something so we can see it later.

DESK PERSON: But it's important! Someone tried to kill someone!

Both Presidents make exclamations at the same time.

NA: A HOO????

YIY: HUGALUH??????

NA: What beez this guy up to???

YIY: We must figur this out!

NINJA FINGER: But what about our mission?

YIY: O ya, sorrys. There beez two parts to those devices, one goes in your ear and the other goes in your mouth.

NA: Like this!

She demonstrates how to put on the devices. Everyone goes to take one from the baggie, which NA is still holding.

SNAPPY: Hey! There's isn't enough for you guys!

NA: We hases our own at... the place we're going.

GOOFIN: Where are you going?

NA: U... somewhere. Else.

BOOFIN: Where are we going?

YIY: Well you're going to find this Evil Ned guy, and the last we seezd him, he wuz goin sumware... and where that was... was that he was going... towards Humpy-Goop.

NA: You guyziz know where that beez, right?

BOOFIN and NINJA FINGER respond at the same time.

NINJA FINGER: Uh, yeah!

BOOFIN: I do!

NA: Okay that's good.

YIY: So come on, we need to go and you need to follow.

NINJA FINGER: You know, you could have just said "Follow us".

YIY: Tubbed.

All exit the room.

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