ACT I SCENE II
GOOFIN is shown waking up one morning and beginning to get ready (however a potato would do that). He is in CLOPE's house since his blew up. As he continues getting ready, CLOPE suddenly bursts into his room out of breath.
CLOPE: Goofin! Something... terrible... has happened!
GOOFIN: What is it?
CLOPE: Let me show you!
They go into his kitchen, and he opens a cupboard and points to an empty spot.
Look!
GOOIFN: I don't see anything.
CLOPE: Exactly! That's the spot where I keep my candy! Now it's all gone!!!!
GOOFIN: Is that really that bad?
CLOPE: Yes of course it is! Wait! Did you take it?
GOOFIN: What? No, I'm a food, I don't eat.
CLOPE: Oh.
GOOFIN looks closely at the empty spot.
GOOFIN: Are you sure all of it's gone? Wait, there's something back there!
CLOPE: What is it?
GOOFIN: I can't tell.
CLOPE: Well, get it out!
GOOFIN: I can't reach it!
CLOPE pushes him out of the way, reaches into the cupboard, and pulls out a piece of paper.
What's that?
CLOPE sets it down on a counter.
CLOPE: I have no idea!
GOOFIN reads the note.
GOOFIN: "Tank yoo fur da candees it tasts guud Luv Evil Ned!" Who's Evil Ned?
CLOPE: I don't know, but I'm scared of creepy people giving me misspelled letters!
GOOFIN: Of course. Next thing I know, you'll be scared of potatoes.
CLOPE: Huh?
CLOPE looks at GOOFIN.
AAAAAAAAAH!
He runs out of his house, slamming into his refrigerator on the way.
GOOFIN: Great. Now where am I gonna stay?
He goes outside and sees a bunch of other Things around talking about how their candy was missing and how they all got a similar note. He sees CLOPE talking to KEETIN and BOOFIN and starts walking over to them.
BOOFIN: But who would be so mean as to steal all the candy in the entire village?
KEETIN: And what would he want with it?
CLOPE: Uh... to eat it maybe?
KEETIN: I don't know... stealing all that candy... there might be a more sinister use for it.
BOOFIN: I doubt it... but it would still be nice to catch the guy who did it.
KEETIN: Oh, hey Goofin.
CLOPE stiffens suddenly
Was yours stolen too?
GOOFIN: No, us foods don't eat. Besides, all of mine would have blown up last week.
CLOPE: Is he right behind me?
BOOFIN: Goofin? Yeah, why?
CLOPE runs and hides with a scared yell.
Clope, please don't tell me you just started being scared of him when he's been staying at your house for almost a week now!
CLOPE: No, I've been scared of him the whole time, I just didn't realize it until this morning!
BOOFIN groans.
BOOFIN: Well, he's going to keep staying with you until a new house gets built for him!
CLOPE: Why does he have to stay with me?
BOOFIN: BECAUSE YOU VOLUNTEERED!!!!!
CLOPE: Well that was when I was Super Clope!
BOOFIN: Well, why don't you become him now?
CLOPE: Nobody needs saving, do they?
KEETIN: We might need saving from the candy stealer.
CLOPE: Well he's not here, so I can't save you from him!
A RANDOM CUCUMBER (remember him?) suddenly runs towards the others.
RANDOM CUCUMBER: I know who can!
KEETIN, CLOPE, BOOFIN, and GOOFIN: Who?
RANDOM CUCUMBER: The Presidents! I shall go get um!
He runs away towards Oddland City.
BOOFIN: I guess that makes sense... but would they really want to be bothered by this?
CLOPE: I sure hope so! They're good at getting rid of scary things!
There is an awkward pause.
GOOFIN: So... did you guys watch the new comedy on TV the last two nights?
KEETIN: Yeah, it was funny!
BOOFIN: I was there last night.
CLOPE: I started to watch it, but I turned it off after the red guy came on.
KEETIN: Who, Crab?
GOOFIN: Who is actually a lobster?
CLOPE: Yeah, him.
BOOFIN: He was funny!
CLOPE: But... he's just so... red!
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