ACT III SCENE IV

CORN PO and the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON are seen in the elevator.

CORN PO: We should take on the Presidents right now!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: No! This place is slowly trying to odd me, I can feel it. We need to get out of here.

The elevator door starts to open

CORN PO: I know where the exit is--

He abruptly stops talking as he sees the Presidents waiting for them outside elevator.

Uh... hi!

They try to run.

YIY: Stopwalf!

They stop in mid-step.

How did you have k-nowledge of wheres we was?

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: What?

NA: How did you know where to find us? Answerwalf!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: We just found it on accident--

YIY: Yeah, you accidentally led an army to the exact spot where we happened to have a secret base? Good try. Noliewalf.

The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON grits his teeth and tries to avoid the question.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I have resources.

NA: And what are they?

He grits his teeth again, but doesn't answer.

Okay, you still have enough un-odd to go against my walf. One more question.

They drag him to the un-odd detector, and NA points at the large dot with the un-odd cloud around it.

What is that?

He squints at it and responds in a slightly confused tone.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I... I don't know.

NA: Noliewalf!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I'm serious, I don't know!

YIY: I think he's truthing, Na.

NA: He should. Well, since we know now that someone has the ability to find us, there's no point in keeping you here. You can go now.

He glares at them, hesitating.

Leavewalf!

He leaves with a growl, and CORN PO follows him.

Fewf! He's not quite as scary as I thought he would be.

YIY: Noope. Not really.

He presses a button. Suddenly, the voices of FUZZY, CRAB, and JR. CORN POPO are heard calling for them through speakers. YIY talks through the microphone.

Hey! Calm your down!

FUZZY: Oh, there you are!

CRAB: Finally! My black eyes were getting tired of yelling!

JR. CORN POPO: But your mouth yells, not your eyes!

CRAB: Whatever!

YIY: We'll send down the elevator so you can comes of the up!

FUZZY: Okay!

YIY lets go of the button and walks towards the elevator.

NA: Is you thinking we has to shut down this 'Braska now that we've been discovereded?

YIY: No, just move it! To Oddland! With the magics!

He presses the down button on the elevator, and it starts going down.

NA: With migic? That be hard!

YIY: Ya, but we kan does it!

NA: Let's do it now!

YIY: Okay!

They both close their eyes like they're concentrating really hard.

YIY and NA: Teleportwalf!

The sign above ground is shown disappearing, and the ground there begins to sink in; the sign then reappears on Oddland's coast.

NA: I think it worked!

The elevator opens, and FUZZY and them come out.

Hey! Them! Yay for them!

YIY: Ya!

FUZZY: What? We failed!

CRAB: Yeah, Corn Po escaped!

YIY: Ya, but you maked it so that the whole army couldn't get in!

NA: We wouldn't have beed able to escape capture from them.

JR. CORN POPO: We really beat them up! It was fun!

FUZZY: Well, I think we should go, I have a show to get to!

YIY: Why doesn't you stays here for a bit?

FUZZY: Uh, the show...

NA: We can record it here and then send it to them Spoo peeps so they can air it TVly!

FUZZY: Okay... yeah, I guess that'll work.

CRAB: Or we could make a movie!

FUZZY looks at him and responds slowly.

FUZZY: About what?

CRAB: Uh... the time when me and Corn Po jumped off a cliff and swam in the ocean all the way to Nebraska!

JR. CORN POPO: I say we film an episode!

They start arguing, talking all at the same time.

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