ACT III SCENE VI

NA: What direction would thems be at?

BOOFIN: I don't know, their hideout was destroyed...

CLOPE gasps and looks in a seemingly random direction.

CLOPE: Keetin!

They all run in that direction and see KEETIN, who has PIKLAYON and PLANDANA in his mouth.

BOOFIN: Keetin, what...?

KEETIN begins speaking with his mouth full.

KEETIN: I was getting bored, so I came here. I found these two guys watching their explosives fly away, then they tried to escape.

He spits them out.

I didn't let them.

PIKLAYON and PLANDANA start making yucky noises. They trail off slowly when they notice that they are standing at the Presidents' feet.

PLANDANA: Uh... hi!

PIKLAYON: Bye!

He starts to run away, but YIY grabs him.

YIY: You guys! How dares you try to blow up the Plinkeeunkk House?

PLANDANA: Huh?

NA: And how did you escape from Impeach Beach?

PIKLAYON: Uh... we... uh...

CLOPE: Under the doors and out the window, with Plapp's help.

YIY: Ooooh ya... we needs to make there be no crackses.

NA: Plapp? Your cousin Plapp?

CLOPE: Yup.

NA: Who let him into Impeach Beach?

CLOPE: He scared me into my refrigerator!

YIY: They putted him in just for scaring you?

CLOPE: And thinking it was fun...

PLAPP: You should have seen his reaction!

BOOFIN: I think your substitutes told him to go there because it was late at night and they just wanted to get the call over with and go back to sleep.

YIY: Well... I wouldn't put people in for scaring somebody, but I normililililililily would for escaping. But, this time I will only givend you a warning because your escapeeness will help us know how to make it securer.

NA: ererer.

YIY: rerererererer.

NA: Well thank you for knowing that so that we didn't have to walf them again.

GOOFIN: To who-ha?

YIY: If you say walf after telling somebody to do something, the odd magic will make them do it! And if yo say "no" then say somethin that you don't want somebody to do then say walf then they can't do it! But it only lasts for five minutes or til you wants it to stop.

NA: Wait a mi... wasn't there a pen with these guys before?

CLOPE: He... blew up.

YIY: Oh boy.

CLOPE: Yeah, and I think he did it to save my life for some reason.

PIKLAYON: He did what????

CLOPE: I don't know how he got up there or why he did it, but--

BLENNY's voice is suddenly heard from offscreen.

BLENNY: Je fais! (I do!)

Everybody turns to look in his direction. The camera turns to show him walking towards the group.

CLOPE: Wha-- wait, but, but... you died!

BLENNY: Non! Voir? (No I didn't! See?)

KEETIN: What did he say?

CLOPE: He said, "No I didn't! See?"

BOOFIN: How did you get up there?

YIY: Why did you blowd the up?

NA: Why aren't you dead???

BLENNY: Je vais expliquer. (I will explain.)

BOOFIN: Clope?

Clope translates what he said.

Oh. Go on...

As BLENNY talks, CLOPE translates.

BLENNY: Je me rendis compte que d'être sur une équipe avec ces deux était complètement inutile car aucun d'eux ne pourrait me comprendre, alors je décidai que je pourrais aussi bien aider à la couverture de vol depuis qu'il le pouvait. (I realized that being on a team with those two was completely pointless since neither of them could understand me, so I decided that I might as well help the flying blanket since he could.)

CLOPE: My name's Clope.

BLENNY: Oh. Quoi qu'il en soit, je pouvais accrocher le sac juste avant qu'il ne quitte le sol. Une fois que je suis le sac pour commencer à tomber, je me suis vite sauté avant l'explosion. Vous voyez, je suis encore une cicatrice de mon atterrissage! (Oh. Anyway, I was able to grab onto the bag just before it left the ground. Once I got the bag to start falling, I quickly jumped off before it exploded. See, I even got a scar from my landing!)

After CLOPE translates, he shows everyone a dent in him.

BOOFIN: You're flat! How did you get a dent?

BLENNY: Euh ... je suis tombé sur un rocher pointu pointu. (Uh... I landed on a sharp, pointy rock.)

A flashback is seen of him landing really hard on a sharp, pointy rock. When he lands, it makes a "wha-tung" noise. He vibrates on top of it for a few seconds, then falls down. The present scene is shown again.

PIKLAYON: You little traitor! You are a disgrace to un-odd!

PLANDANA: Yeah! What he said!

NA: Which is, of course... a good thing!!!!

BLENNY: Mais ce que je peux vraiment être bizarre comme vous? Je suis venu de l'île Éléphant ... (But can I really be odd like you? I came from Elephant Island...)

YIY: Easyly! French is a very odd language.

BOOFIN: You can live in Thingville with us!

BLENY: Yay!

CLOPE: Uh... I'm not so sure...

EVERYONE BUT BLENNY: Why not?

BLENNY: Pourquoi pas? (Why not?)

CLOPE: I just remembered. I'm scared of pens! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

He runs away. The view lingers on the rest of the group for a moment. BOOFIN just sighs. 

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