ACT II SCENE II

The view changes to show CLOPE in bed. He is asleep but has a scared look on his face. It zooms in slightly, then changes abruptly to show a black and white shot of him in the laundromat. The laundromat blows up, and CLOPE is shown flying through the air.

CLOPE (IN DREAM): AAAH I'M SCARED OF BLOWING UP!!!

The view changes to CLOPE's perspective. It shows him plummeting towards the pavement. Right before he hits the ground, the view abruptly goes back to CLOPE in his bed. He wakes up with a start.

CLOPE: AH!

A creepy, howling wind is blowing outside. Out of nowhere, a small, creepy voice speaks up from offstage.

VOICE: plaaaaaaaaaaapp!

CLOPE is very scared.

CLOPE: Hello?

VOICE: Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp!!

CLOPE: Who's there?

VOICE: PLAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

CLOPE: I'm scared of creepy voices, especially during the night!

Suddenly, PLAPP THE TOWEL pops up next to CLOPE's bed.

PLAPP: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLLB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CLOPE: AAAAAAAAAH!!!!

He falls off his bed, then gets back up.

Huh? Who? Plapp! What are you doing here??

PLAPP: Uh, um, I--

CLOPE: Plapp! Where did the little green ghost go?

PLAPP: Uh, little... green... ghost?

CLOPE: Yeah, didn't you just see it? It just scared me and then ran away and then you appeared right where it was!

PLAPP: Oh yeah, a green ghost! It scared me, too!

CLOPE: I can't let it get away! This is a job for... SUPER CLOPE!!

PLAPP: Super Clope?

CLOPE: Yes! Did you see which way it went?

PLAPP: Uh... I think it went that way.

He points towards CLOPE's bedroom door.

CLOPE: Thank you, Plapp!

He starts to leave the room.

PLAPP: Wait! What if he scares you again?

CLOPE: Scares? Nothing can scare the unscareable Super Clope! Now stay here until I get him!

He leaves.

PLAPP: Unscareable, huh? Heh, heh.

The view goes to CLOPE walking through his kitchen.

CLOPE: Where are you, little ghost? I will catch you and make you--

PLAPP's voice comes again from offscreen.

PLAPP: plaaaaaaaaaaapp!

CLOPE: Ah! I just heard it! Now where was that coming from?

PLAPP's voice comes from a different direction.

PLAPP: Plaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaapp!!

CLOPE looks in the direction that the voice came from.

CLOPE: That was a strange noise. What was it saying?

PLAPP's voice comes from yet another place.

PLAPP: PLAAAAAAAAAAAAPP!!!

CLOPE gasps.

CLOPE: Plapp! It's coming for Plapp!

He starts yelling.

Plapp! Run!

PLAPP sneaks right up to where CLOPE's ear would be.

PLAPP: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLLBLBLBLBLBLBL!!!!!!!!!

CLOPE: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He tries to run away (still eeeping), but instead he runs straight into his refrigerator. He quickly opens the door and hides inside. After a few moments, he peeks out and sees PLAPP on the ground, laughing hysterically.

Plapp! I told you to-- wait... you're little and green, just like that ghost... PLAPP!!!!!!

PLAPP just keeps laughing.

PLAPP: Unscareable! Unscareable! I scared the unscareable!

CLOPE's face turns red.

CLOPE: No, I stopped being Super Clope right before you did that!

PLAPP: Sure you did! I'm pretty sure that didn't happen until you hit the refrigerator!

BOOFIN runs into the room, and KEETIN's face appears on the wall.

BOOFIN: What happened? I heard an eep!

She looks at CLOPE.

Why are you in your refrigerator?

CLOPE: Plapp scared me and it was so scary that I hid in my refrigerator!

PLAPP is still laughing.

PLAPP: Did he mention that he had just told me that he was "unscareable"?

BOOFIN: He scared you into your refrigerator???

KEETIN: You could probably get arrested for that, you know.

PLAPP suddenly stops laughing.

PLAPP: Arrested?? Why?

KEETIN: Scaring someone into their refrigerator could be considered un-odd.

PLAPP: Oh, come on! I was just having a little fun!

BOOFIN: That's your idea of fun? That's even more un-odd.

KEETIN: I think we should call the substitute presidents right now and see what they think.

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