ACT I SCENE VI
Oddland City. An aerial view of the mostly peaceful streets is seen. A car suddenly appears from off screen, speeding through the streets. CLOPE is at the wheel, BOOFIN is working the pedals, and KEETIN is following on the closest wall, yelling out orders.
BOOFIN: Never mind, I think it works.
As they go, CLOPE keeps messing up KEETIN's orders. Eventually, they near their destinations.
KEETIN: I see the candy store and the laundromat! Clope, turn right!
CLOPE turns left onto a dead end street. KEETIN groans.
KEETIN: Other right.
CLOPE: Sorry, I dropped out of Kindergarten!
KEETIN sees a fence at the end of the road.
KEETIN: Uh oh! Boofin, quick hit the brakes!
BOOFIN: What?
KEETIN: THE BRAKES!!!!
BOOFIN: I can't hear you!!!
CLOPE sees the fence.
CLOPE: AAAAH I'M SCARED OF RUNNING INTO FENCES!!!!!
He turns sharply, and they crash into building that KEETIN's face is on. BOOFIN flies into the brake pedal. CLOPE flies through the windshield and hits KEETIN.
KEETIN: Ow.
CLOPE: How did that hurt?
KEETIN: How did you break through the windshield????
CLOPE: I don't know.
BOOFIN comes out of the car, dazed.
BOOFIN: Well... we got close enough... we can walk the rest of the way.
CLOPE: Walk? Oh...
He looks at the house that they ran into.
AAAH!! Oh, oh yeah that's a good idea let's go right now!!!!
He runs away.
KEETIN: What was that about?
BOOFIN: The house is red.
KEETIN: Oh brother.
They begin walking towards the stores. CLOPE is seen in the laundromat walking next to a bunch of washing machines following a person.
LAUNDROMAT PERSON: Are you ready for your bath?
CLOPE: Well... um... I'm scared of baths.
LAUNDROMAT PERSON: I know, that's why we have to bribe you with candy, remember?
CLOPE: Oh, yeah.
KEETIN and BOOFIN are seen outside.
BOOFIN: See you in a few minutes!
She goes into the candy store.
KEETIN: Well, what am I supposed to do? Hmm... I've never been here before... maybe I'll explore a little.
He goes around to back of the buildings and sees a pile of reddish brown stuff next to one of them. He squints to look at it.
What is that?
He goes next to it.
Explosives? What are explosives doing here?
He notices a string going out from them and disappearing over a hill. A little spark on the string comes over the hill. KEETIN gasps, quickly goes to the front of the laundromat, and jumps to another building just before the laundromat explodes. BOOFIN runs out of the candy store.
BOOFIN: Keetin, what happened???
KEETIN: It... it... it exploded!
BOOFIN looks up and gasps.
BOOFIN: Clope!
KEETIN looks up. CLOPE is seen flying through the air. KEETIN and BOOFIN go towards where it looks like CLOPE will soon land. BOOFIN then looks up again.
Where'd he go?
CLOPE lands on her.
I found him.
She crawls out from under him.
KEETIN: Is he dead?
They see the Presidents running towards the not-so-laundromat and yell to get their attention. YIY sees them and begins pointing at them frantically.
YIY: Look Na!!!! Keetin and Boofin!!!
NA: Oh ya!!!
They run to them.
What bees problem?
BOOFIN: How do you tell whether or not a blanket is dead?
NA: Hmm... I don't know...
YIY: I sense that this explosion was an act of...
He pauses dramatically.
...un-odd!
BOOFIN: Un-odd????? OH NO!!!!
She and KEETIN begin screaming.
YIY: No, that's a good thing!
They stop screaming.
KEETIN: It is?
YIY: It means we might be able to revive him!
BOOFIN: Oh, good!
NA: Well, we've never actually trysd it...
YIY: Tubbed. We're gunna.
KEETIN: What is tubbed?
The Presidents put both of their hands on CLOPE.
NA: A new word we learned whell we was initton Flimmiton. Now, we just have to say the magic word.
Both Presidents take a deep breath.
YIY and NA: BLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLBLB!!!!!!!!!!!
After a short moment, CLOPE wakes up with a start.
CLOPE: AH! Where--
BOOFIN: Yay! It worked!
KEETIN: How did you do that???
YIY: Magic.
NA: Odd magic.
BOOFIN: Woah.
CLOPE talks, sounding much more confident than usual.
CLOPE: Where'd they go?
KEETIN: Where'd who go?
CLOPE: The guys who exploded my laundromat!
BOOFIN: I never saw them...
KEETIN: Well, the string attached to the explosives lead over the hill behind the laundromat, so they might be--
CLOPE: SUPER CLOPE!!!!!
He suddenly begins flying (yes, actually flying) in the direction that KEETIN indicated.
BOOFIN: Super Clope????????
YIY: Maybe them magiks workd a little too well...
CLOPE is seen flying towards Piklayon, who is laughing evilly; Plandana, who is laughing wierdly; and Blenny, who is laughing in French. They see him coming and stop laughing
PLANDANA: Didn't we just explode him?
PIKLAYON: That had to have un-odded him at least a little bit...
He yells to CLOPE.
Hey, aren't you afraid of heights?
CLOPE: Me? Super Clope isn't scared of anything!
PLANDANA: Super Clope?
CLOPE: Yeah! SUPER CLOPE!!!!
He flies straight into them and knocks them over, just for good measure.
PIKLAYON: Ouch!
PLANDANA: Owie!
BLENNY: Aie! Ce qui était que pour? (Ouch! What was that for?)
CLOPE: It was for because you exploded my laundromat!
BLENNY: Attendez, vous avez bien compris? (Wait, you understood me?)
PIKLAYON: Wait, you understood him?
CLOPE: You didn't?
PIKLAYON: No.
CLOPE: Well, do you understand that you're about to be arrested?
PLANDANA: No.
PIKLAYON: Uh oh.
CLOPE: SUPER CLOPE!!!!!
He grabs them and flies them back to Boofin, Keetin, and the Presidents. He explains what happened with his mouth still full.
I found them!
YIY: Them threeses!! I knowsd there was somthing suspicious about them!
NA: It must has beesd their un-odd!
YIY: Did you ask it?????????????
NA: TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBbED!!!!!!!!!!!
CLOPE continues talking with his mouth full.
CLOPE: What does that mean?
NA: Too bad.
PIKLAYON: That's weird.
YIY: No, it's odd!! But you wouldn't know, would you?
PLANDANA: I know!
NA: No you don't! You's actions has provend that you are un-odd, which meaniz that you can't know anything 'bout odd!
PIKLAYON: What actions?
NA: Youses knowses which.
PLANDANA: My noses twitched?
YIY: Why didsd you do the kablooie thingy?
PIKLAYON: I have no idea what you're talking about!
YIY: Noliewalf. (like no-lie-walf)
PIKLAYON sputters, then stops talking.
NA: Answerwalf.
All three un-odd Things begin talking at the same time.
PIKLAYON: Well, we were told to do it by someone who doesn't like odd things so you should put us down and go find him and arrest him instead of us.
PLANDANA: Well you see it all started wayyyy back when I first was cause then I had no ideas where I was being but I knew one thing odd was not so now I want to not odd.
BLENNY: Nous avons été envoyés par le Comité Un-Odd de l'île Éléphant. En fait, le Président lui-même nous a envoyé. Je suis très honoré de faire le travail de l'un des plus hauts fonctionnaires de rang Elephant Island. (We were sent by Elephant Island's Un-Odd Committee. In fact, the Chairperson himself sent us. I was very honored to do the work of one of Elephant Island's highest ranking officials.)
CLOPE stops them, still with them in his mouth.
CLOPE: Wait! The French pen just said that they were sent by--
He gasps, and they fall out of his mouth.
Elafint Ylind's Un-Odd Committee!
The odd Things start screaming again.
PIKLAYON: I thought you said you weren't scared of anything.
CLOPE: No, Super Clope's not scared of anything and I'm not him right now.
YIY: So, the Un-Odd Committee's--Stop screeching it's annoying! And loud! And annoying!
They stop screaming.
The Un-Odd Committee's at it again, huh?
NA: Many not goods! Looks like we might have to expand usses operations!
YIY: Such! We should take these peepses to Impeach Beach and then goseated right to Elafint Ylind!
PLANDANA: What's a peach beach? It sounds yummy!
PIKLAYON: No, Impeach Beach! That's the place we don't want to go!
NA: It's the place where all un-odd thingees go when we find them!
PLANDANA: But jails like that aren't odd!
Yiy: This one is! It traps you in so much odd that you will eventully start likins it!
NA: And it's PLINKEEUNKK!!!!
PLANDANA: AAAH! THAT SOUNDS ODD!!
NA: It is!
PIKLAYON: What is it??
YIY: It's a color! Like our house! See?
He points to the Plinkeeunkk House, the largest building in the city, which is covered in a pink coat splashed with a bunch of random colorful colors.
PIKLAYON: The whole place is that color??? Oh no...
BLENNY: Calmez-vous, il est juste une couleur! (Calm down, it's just a color!)
PLANDANA: What's a oon cooler?
NA: Tubbed! Let's go!
She grabs the three un-odd ones, and she and YIY start walking away.
YIY: We'll need to find someone to fill in for us...
They go out of earshot.
BOOFIN: I'm glad you're okay!
CLOPE: Me too! I don't know how I am though... That explosion was kind of... hurty.
KEETIN: And I didn't know that you could understand French.
CLOPE: Uh... neither did I!
BOOFIN: But you translated what the pen said...
CLOPE: I know, I just didn't know that I could.
KEETIN: Must have been that odd magic.
CLOPE: The what?
BOOFIN: Never mind. Let's go back home.
CLOPE: Do we have to walk?
KEETIN: I don't!
BOOFIN: Can't you fly?
CLOPE: Fly? No. But I can as...
He flies into the air.
SUPER CLOPE!!! Come on, Boofin!
He grabs her and flies towards Thingville.
BOOFIN: AAAAAAAAAA............
KEETIN: Hey, wait up!
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