"Isn't it a beautiful day Stupid?"

"It's raining Idiot."

"How about we go get some coffee?"

"I'm working."

"There is no one on the beach because it is pouring with rain and today is a Monday so it is your day off."

"Wait, how did you know I don't work on Monday's?"

"You only work on the weekends. Come on, it is raining, I'm cold and I really want a hot chocolate."

She began walking away from him, it was far too cold and the thin sweater that she wore was not a strong enough defence against the rain. But, to her surprise, he caught up and walked beside her. They walked arm length apart, how nice.

"Have you been stalking me?"

"Well, I've been staring at you from afar for a while without your knowledge."

"That is stalking. Idiot, I'm going to be honest, I am not interested in you and you should give up."

"I won't give up this easily."

He sighed, and shoved his hands deep into his pockets but there was a shadow of a smile tugging at his lips.

"Shouldn't you be in school?"

"Why do you think I go to school?"

"You are short."

"What the? I am only five foot two, that isn't short! That is average!"

"Does your neck hurt staring up at me?"

"You're starting to get annoying, I'm not short."

"Whatever makes you happy Idiot."

"I actually go to the local college, I'm a college student."

"Wait is it-"

"The same as yours, yes."

They had reached a crosswalk, Idiot had turned left to the direction of the cafe while Stupid turned right. She stopped and turned in confusion.

"Stupid! It's this way!"

"You didn't really think that I would go grab a drink with you, I'm going home."

All the way home, he couldn't help but smile.