"Wow, you are calling me."

"Must you always say this when I call you?"

"Yes and why are you whispering?"

"Everyone is sleeping because-"

"It is midnight-"

"Exactly."

"Not allowed to have midnights chat then?"

"Something like that."

"So, why aren't you asleep?"

"Why are you whispering?"

"Because you are whispering so it is making me whisper."

"What? That doesn't even make sense!"

"You don't even make sense"

"Are you high?"

"No, not yet."

"Not yet! Are you stupid?"

"Shh! You will wake up your family!"

"Don't tell me what to do, if I want to speak loudly I-"

"..."

"Sairah?"

"..."

"Sairah are you there?"

"You totally got caught."

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