"Lets talk."

"That sounds like a demand not a request."

"Maybe it is a demand, what you going to do? Wise guy? Huh?"

"Hang up."

"Oh please don't!"

"Not so tough now, are you?"

"I was going to say lets talk Fifty Shades-"

"No. Don't you dare!"

"Come on Pee, lets talk about it. It isn't even bad!"

"You have read it? Unbelievable!"

"I have even tried it."

"You are revolting. No, just no."

"What? It is actually really goo-"

"I don't care, stop talking!"

"Pee, don't knock it until you try it."

"Poo, try it? Try it! Do you not understand how revolting that filth is?"

"It isn't that bad, you do seem like the girl who would be into it."

"Are you mental? Have you lost your mind? Are you okay?"

"Seriously, at first I was like it won't be my thing but now I love it!"

"I lost all respect for you."

"You have respect for me?"

"I did, now that flew away with your shame."

"Dude, it is so relaxing-"

"That? Relaxing?!"

"Dude it is only a smoothie! I didn't think you would go crazy!"

"Crazy? Dude I am not going crazy! You are...wait smoothie?"

"Yes, the new smoothie called Fifty Shades of Grapes."

"Oh, oh my god."

"What did you think I was talking about?"

"Nothing."

"Spill, say what was it?"

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