"Why are you calling?"

"..."

"I can hear you breathing, speak."

"..."

"If you didn't want to talk, why call me?"

"..."

"You are seriously getting annoying right now."

"..."

"You know what? I am going to hang-"

"I am just letting you know what silence is."

"Why wouldn't I know what silence is?"

"You didn't let me speak the first time we spoke, so I figured you didn't know what it was Pee."

"I know what silence is,you on the other hand do not know what manners are."

"Why do you have your phone number in your notebook?"

"That isn't any of your business."

"Pee, you have got to tell me something. Why the number? Least tell me that, then I can consider giving the book back."

"Consider it? You should just give it back! It is mine."

"Your hand writing is neat, do you draw?"

"..."

"Did you draw the star? On the front of the book?"

"..."

"Now look who is shy, is little wittle pee pee shy?

"The amount of ways-"

"Yes Pee, talk dirty to me."

"You are-"

"I know, I am amazing."

"I wasn't-"

"No need, I know I am very modest but I get why you are attracted to me."

"I am-"

"Least you admit it! We are getting somewhere."

"Stop-"

"I can't stop being hot, I can't sorry."

"Stop cutting me off!"

"But Pee, I know you so well. I know the feelings you have for me."

"I am thinking of many colourful words, to describe you Poop. Not positive words."

"Sweetheart, isn't it a bit early to get down and dirty?"

"Narrowing. My. Eyes. If looks could kill."

"Don't worry, we have all night to talk dirty."

"I repeat, you disgust me."

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