"Hello-"

"It is two a.m, why are you calling at this hour?"

"I just wanted to say-"

"If this is some prank call, I will find you and kill you."

"Oh no, it is nothing like that-"

"Also, I have class tomorrow at seven. So this best be something important."

"If you let me talk then this conversation can be over-"

"Excuse me? You could of called me, at any time earlier during the day."

"Well, if you stop cutting me off-"

"Seriously, I need sleep right now."

"Like you just did, then this could be over."

"Fine, talk. Be quick, I am tired."

"Finally, the princess lets speak."

"Did you just call me princess?"

"Yes-"

"I will find you and I will kill you. You wait."

"Okay calm down-

"Calm down! It is two a.m! You want me to be calm!"

"Yes so I found your notebook that you left in Philosophy."

"My notebook? Which one?"

"It is blue, with some flowers-"

"Did you read it?"

"Well what a stupid question. How else would I call you?"

"I really don't need the sarcasm."

"Fine, yes I read it."

"How much?"

"Enough to know you are a Muslim and I thought all Muslims girls were respectful to men?"

"I am nice to men but not nice to annoying little boys who call me at two a.m. And, Muslim girls are respectful to both genders. Men don't get special treatment."

"Oh you wound me, I don't get special treatment?"

"Return my notebook back to me, tomorrow morning."

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