NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY land in front of the army.

NINJA FINGER: Oh no! We are trapped!!

His tone suggests that he is obviously faking it. FIERY walks towards them.

FIERY: Yes you are! Someone help me tie them up.

Two people walk over to him.

NINJA FINGER: What ever will we do??????

He starts nudging GIANT BABY.

*Go, go!*

GIANT BABY: What? Oh yeah.

She starts running around.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Everyone turns to look at her. NINJA FINGER starts punching people and knocking them over. An elaborate battle begins. GIANT BABY keeps running people over without realizing it. At one point, she trips over someone and lands on the MUMMY PLIER GHOST, who evaporates. She looks back at the person who she tripped over.

Sorry!

She resumes running and screaming. NINJA FINGER keeps knocking people out in various creative ways. Eventually, only the EVIL FEET, PVC PIPE, CRAYON, PEN, and BANDANA are left. They corner NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY. FIERY joins them.

FIERY: You have annoyed me for long enough!

He sucks in a breath, and his throat glows red. Suddenly, the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON runs into the scene.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: STOP!!!

FIERY stops.

Don't kill them!!

FIERY: Why shouldn't I?

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: They're my prizes! I get to kill them! And I'm going to do it in public, where everyone can see it.

FIERY: Why should I care? Why should you care? Once I've taken over the future, it won't matter anymore! And this is my first step.

NINJA FINGER tries to fly away with GIANT BABY, but the CRAYON stops him.

After that, it will be easy!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I demand that you let me kill them for you!

FIERY: No!

The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON jumps at FIERY and tackles him. FIERY blows a blast of fire, and it severely burns one side of the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON's face. He yells in pain and slowly crawls away.

GIANT BABY: Help.

FIERY comes up to them.

FIERY: The future is mine!

He sucks in a breath.

Suddenly, the DINOSAUR BIRD appears out of nowhere, grabbing FIERY and throwing him against a building. It chokes him until he dies.

DINOSAUR BIRD: It was never yours to take.

It starts walking back towards NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY. The things holding them run away.

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!! It saved us!!!!!!!!

NINJA FINGER: Why'd you do that??

GIANT BABY: Wait, didn't you die?

DINOSAUR BIRD: No, and good thing. I don't think anyone would want him ruling, would they?

GIANT BABY: No they wouldn't!

DINOSAUR BIRD: They want a different kind of ruler. One that won't rule with fire. But they do want a ruler. It's in their nature to be ruled.

GIANT BABY: How do you know? You've only been here for a few hours!

NINJA FINGER: Where are you going with this?

DINOSAUR BIRD: They need a ruler, but that ruler still has to take them over. And to do that, I'm going to have to kill you.

It jumps at NINJA FINGER, and the two of them start fighting. GIANT BABY starts screaming and running around. The battle takes to the air, and they fly all over the island. The DINOSAUR BIRD seems to be winning until it pins NINJA FINGER to the side of a building with one claw and tries to choke him with the other. It realizes NINJA FINGER's neck is too small for its large claw to choke. It then tries to bite NINJA FINGER's head off, but NINJA FINGER pulls his head away just in time. The DINOSAUR BIRD's beak pulls the top half of his ninja costume off. It starts choking on the costume. NINJA FINGER escapes its grasp, knocks what little air it had left out of it, then uppercuts it really hard. It falls down in slow motion, then lands hard on the ground. GIANT BABY trips over its neck and lays on top of it, kicking and screaming. NINJA FINGER lands next to her.

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby? Giant Baby. Giant Baby??? GIANT BABY!!!!

GIANT BABY: AH!!

She stops screaming and looks around.

Is-- is it... dead?

NINJA FINGER: If it wasn't before, it certainly is now that you've been laying on its throat!

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!!!!!!

She starts hitting him on the head again.

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby! For the last time! Stop doing that!

She stops reluctantly.

GIANT BABY: But you just saved the whole island!

NINJA FINGER: So?

GIANT BABY: I was thanking you!

NINJA FINGER: Wha--?

He sighs.

Look, I have an idea. How about you be my assistant so that you can help me save people so that you don't have to thank me for doing it?

GIANT BABY: I can be your assistant?

NINJA FINGER: Yes.

GIANT BABY: YAY!!! What should we do first??

NINJA FINGER: Well, we can't just leave that body there...