ACT III SCENE III

The white fades away to show NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY in the middle of the woods.

GIANT BABY: Uh... we're not in the cage anymore.

NINJA FINGER: We're not in the junkyard anymore either.

GIANT BABY: What happened?

NINJA FINGER: We seem to have... teleported or something.

GIANT BABY: But... where?

NINJA FINGER: I think... we're lost.

GIANT BABY: Lost? That's not good!

NINJA FINGER: Grr, I should have known better than to use something that was discarded.

Suddenly, something rustles in the nearby bushes.

GIANT BABY: What was that?

NINJA FINGER: Probably just a squirrel or something.

A small dinosaur runs out of the bush.

GIANT BABY: That's a strange looking squirrel.

NINJA FINGER: What is that?

Suddenly, a pterodactyl comes down from the sky and eats the small dinosaur, accidentally knocking NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY over in the process.

GIANT BABY: That was scary!

NINJA FINGER: Was that a pterodactyl?

GIANT BABY: What's a tera-doinky?

NINJA FINGER: Wait, we didn't teleport. We time traveled! Giant Baby, we're in the time of the dinosaurs!

GIANT BABY: Wait, don't those eat people?

NINJA FINGER: Some of them, yes.

GIANT BABY starts screaming and running around.

NINJA FINGER: Okay, okay, calm down--

The view changes to show FIERY and the others in the clearing. They hear the screaming and look in the direction that it's coming from.

FIERY: What is that??

MUSTACHEY: It sounds like screaming!

FIERY: Follow it!

WEIRDO: FOLLOW! GLOGGO!

MUSTACHEY, RUASONID, KRAZY, and WEIRDO go after the noise. After a while of walking (and WEIRDO doing and saying weird things such as "tlogy qog"), they find NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY. GIANT BABY is still screaming, and NINJA FINGER is trying to calm her down.

NINJA FINGER: ...sure there aren't actually any dangerous ones around.

KRAZY: What are those????

GIANT BABY: AAAAAAH DISONAURS!!! I MEAN SINODAURS!!!!! I MEAN--

NINJA FINGER: Dinosaurs.

GIANT BABY: YEAH!!!!

GIANT BABY goes back to screaming.

MUSTACHEY: Let's see what Master thinks of them.

RUASONID goes and grabs GIANT BABY, and MUSTACHEY gets NINJA FINGER. They both struggle, but the dinosaurs are too strong. KRAZY spots the time machine, which GIANT BABY dropped while she was screaming.

KRAZY: Wait, what's that?

RUASONID: It looks like the time machine Master gave to the Bird!

MUSTACHEY: Krazy, take it with us.

He grabs the time machine, and they walk back to the clearing where FIERY is waiting. WEIRDO runs around for a bit, and then falls asleep, exhausted. FIERY sees NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY.

FIERY: What are those?????????

MUSTACHEY: I don't know, but this one seems to be afraid of dinosaurs.

FIERY: Really? Why would-- uh, I mean of course it is! Why wouldn't it be?

KRAZY: We also found this near them.

He holds up the time machine.

FIERY: HEY!!!!

FIERY walks up close to NINJA FINGER.

Where did you get that?

NINJA FINGER: We found it.

FIERY leans in closer yet.

FIERY: And did you by any chance happen to press the button?

NINJA FINGER: We didn't know what it did, but yes.

FIERY: And then you magically ended up here?

NINJA FINGER: Yes... why are you so interested?

FIERY: Ha! It is just as I thought! You are from the future!

NINJA FINGER: How do you know what that thing does?

FIERY: Because I made it, of course!

NINJA FINGER: You made it??? A time machine was made in the past, when in the future we don't even know if time travel is possible???

FIERY: Speaking of the future, has it been conquered for me yet?

NINJA FINGER: For-- uh, no... Unless it was while I was gone... Giant Baby, we need to get back!

GIANT BABY: But we'll just go back to the time we left.

NINJA FINGER: But... oh yeah, right, duh.

FIERY: You think that the future could get conquered just because of your absence?

NINJA FINGER: Well, I am a ninja...

FIERY: You must be the one my bird was having trouble with!

NINJA FINGER's eyes narrow.

NINJA FINGER: That Dino Bird that keeps running me over? You're friends with it?

FIERY: Friends? Friends? We are not friends!!! I am his master!

NINJA FINGER: Perfect! Then maybe it'll leave me alone once I take you down!

FIERY: Do not give me empty threats!

NINJA FINGER: I'm not.

He breaks free of MUSTACHEY's grip, then saves GIANT BABY from RUASONID. WEIRDO suddenly wakes up.

WEIRDO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!! SCAWY CHICKENS!!!!!

He runs away.

FIERY: Don't just stand there, get him!!

KRAZY, RUASONID, and MUSTACHEY start attacking NINJA FINGER. GIANT BABY, who is still screaming, runs up a tree and continues screaming. NINJA FINGER starts fighting and dodging. He goes behind a small-ish tree and waits for KRAZY to charge at him. When he does, NINJA FINGER pushes the tree down on top of him, knocking him out. He then jumps on top of MUSTACHEY, who goes crazy trying to attack him. He eventually runs into a tree, and one of his horns fall off. NINJA FINGER uses the horn to whack him upside the head. He falls down, unconscious. RUASONID looks around and sees that all the others are down. She charges at NINJA FINGER, and he dodges at the last possible moment. Her horn gets stuck in a tree. The tree shakes, and GIANT BABY falls out and lands on top of RUASONID. RUASONID is knocked out.

GIANT BABY looks around and sees that all the dinosaurs that were attacking them are unconscious. She runs over to NINJA FINGER and starts hitting him on the head.

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...............!!!!!

NINJA FINGER: Ow, ow, Giant Baby, this isn't, ow, ow, a good, ow, time, ow, ow, to thank me!

FIERY: What is this?? My minions are all defeated! Shows how useless they were... You prove a threat to my conquest! You must die! The future will be mine!

He sucks in a big breath, and NINJA FINGER sees that his throat begins to glow red. He pushes GIANT BABY out of the way just as FIERY breathes a stream of fire at them. GIANT BABY starts hitting NINJA FINGER on the head again.

GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAA.........!!!!!!!!!!

FIERY runs towards them. NINJA FINGER grabs the time machine and starts running away. GIANT BABY follows, still hitting him on the head.

NINJA FINGER: GIANT BABY!

She stops, but keeps running.

GIANT BABY: Okay.

FIERY gets closer and closer.

FIERY: You will not escape me!!!

GIANT BABY: Can't you just press the button and get us out of here?

NINJA FINGER: I don't want him to come with us, I'm trying to get as far away from him as possible!

GIANT BABY looks over her shoulder.

GIANT BABY: Well, that's not working!

She trips over a rock.

YEEP!!

NINJA FINGER quickly hands her the time machine.

NINJA FINGER: Here, take this!

He grabs her and starts flying. FIERY grabs on to the time machine, and his added weight makes them fall into the clearing where NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY first arrived. FIERY and NINJA FINGER both recover and grab the time machine.

NINJA FINGER: I need this.

FIERY: Too bad you won't be able to use it when you're dead.

He sucks in a big breath. Just before he exhales, GIANT BABY jumps towards NINJA FINGER, accidentally pressing the button on the time machine just as she touches him. The screen flashes white. 

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