ACT III SCENE II
Shows NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY handcuffed to the inside of a cage in the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON's office.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Look at my new trophies. A Giant Baby who has avoided arrest for several weeks. Ninja Finger, the famous... ninja... finger... turned odd, and brought to me not a day later.
NINJA FINGER: We weren't brought to you, we were knocked out of the sky by a giant bird and just happened to land right next to your office!
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: It didn't "just happen" as you think. You were knocked out of the sky at just the right time, at just the right angle, so that you would land exactly where you did.
NINJA FINGER: So you believe in fate?
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: No, but I do believe that some have such determination that they will do anything to get done the things that they want done, including work for me.
GIANT BABY looks at NINJA FINGER.
GIANT BABY: Hey, he called you odd and you didn't disagree!
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: How can he after helping you so many times?
GIANT BABY: Well, he did whenever I called him that.
NINJA FINGER: Did. I did.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: See? Even he admits it! Now, I need to go tell everyone that the threat is gone. Giant Baby has been captured!
He starts to leave.
NINJA FINGER: And when the people notice that more odd things still keep appearing? What will you do then?
The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON looks back over his shoulder.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I'll think of something.
He finally exits the office. NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY start trying to break out of the handcuffs.
NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby, is there any way you could push the hatch open with your feet?
She tries to do it by standing on her head, but she can't reach the hatch above her. She then tries jumping up to hit it with her head. After a few times, she succeeds. It bounces up but doesn't open all the way.
GIANT BABY: It's unlocked!
NINJA FINGER: I guess he figured that we wouldn't be able to get out anyway, since we were handcuffed. Still, it will be easier to figure out a way out if it's open...
He tries to fly up to it, but gets held back by the handcuffs. The cage clangs around on the floor.
Can't quite get it!
GIANT BABY: Hey! You can move the cage around by flying!
NINJA FINGER seems a little surprised that GIANT BABY actually came up with a good idea.
NINJA FINGER: You're right! That's how we can get out of here!
GIANT BABY: But the door's closed!
NINJA FINGER: Then we make a new one.
He grabs the bar that he is handcuffed to.
Hang on!
GIANT BABY grabs the bars. NINJA FINGER starts flying, lifting the cage with him. He grunts under the weight and starts flying towards the door. He continually bashes the cage against the door until it and some of the surrounding wall breaks down. The momentum sends the cage flying. NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY both get up, dazed.
GIANT BABY: Hee, hee... that was... fun...
NINJA FINGER: Well, it worked.
There is a short pause.
Now what?
HEAD POLICEMAN: They're escaping!
NINJA FINGER groans.
NINJA FINGER: Not again!
He picks up the cage and starts flying away.
GIANT BABY: But it's fun to fly!
NINJA FINGER: Yes, but it's so--
He grunts as he hits one of the policemen in the head with the cage.
--heavy!
He turns the cage in the direction of Oddland, and the policemen follow.
GIANT BABY: Do you think you can make it there?
NINJA FINGER: I sure hope... rgg... probably... maybe... I think... nope.
The cage suddenly plummets, landing in a junkyard. The policemen are quickly gaining.
GIANT BABY: Oh, no! What are we gonna do now???
NINJA FINGER: There's gotta be something around here we can use!
They both begin looking around frantically. GIANT BABY suddenly spots the DINOSAUR BIRD's time machine.
GIANT BABY: What about that thing over there?
NINJA FINGER: Not sure what that is, but it looks like the closest thing here to useful!
He drags the cage over to it and tips the cage so that the time machine fits between the bars. They are now hanging from the top of the cage by their handcuffs.
Giant Baby! Press that button with your feet!
GIANT BABY: But what if it makes it blow up?
NINJA FINGER: Then we'll finally be out of this cage!
GIANT BABY: But then we might get separated!
NINJA FINGER grabs GIANT BABY's arm.
NINJA FINGER: Not anymore! Just press the button!
She presses the button, and the screen flashes white.
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