ACT III SCENE I
Ninja Finger flies over to his house and sees that it is on fire!!
NINJA FINGER: Oh, great.
He starts looking around for Giant Baby.
Giant Baby? Giant Baby! Where are you?
Suddenly, GIANT BABY's voice is heard from offstage.
GIANT BABY: Ninja Finger!! Help me!!!
NINJA FINGER looks in the direction that her voice came from, and he spots her getting attacked by what looks to be a giant CORNDOG.
NINJA FINGER: Well, it's a good thing I'm hungry!
He hurries over to where where they are, grabs the CORNDOG, and pins it up against the wall of a nearby building. He then eats part of it, causing it to fall to the ground. GIANT BABY starts hitting NINJA FINGER on the head again.
GIANT BABY: YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!
NINJA FINGER: Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow--
HEAD POLICEMAN: Freeze!
NINJA FINGER and GIANT BABY stop, seeing that they are surrounded by policemen. They are stretching out a net between them to keep NINJA FINGER from escaping.
Put your hands up!
GIANT BABY puts her hands up, and NINJA FINGER puts all his other fingers up.
You are both under arrest for--
Suddenly, the DINOSAUR BIRD flies in and knocks everyone over. NINJA FINGER quickly recovers, grabs GIANT BABY, and starts flying west.
GIANT BABY: Where are we going? Your house is destroyed!
NINJA FINGER: The only place that's safe for either of us! A place where we aren't wanted by the government, where you'll have plenty of odd, and where I hopefully won't be knocked out of the sky by giant birds!
GIANT BABY: Was that the same one that attacked us before?
NINJA FINGER: It's attacked me multiple times, and it seems like it's always right after I save somebody!
GIANT BABY: Maybe--
Suddenly, the DINOSAUR BIRD knocks them out of the sky again. They land hard at the feet of the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Well, what do we have here?
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