ACT II SCENE V
NINJA FINGER walks up to the place he first landed on Oddland. NA is waiting for him again.
NA: That took you longer than I thought.
NINJA FINGER: Apparently, since you're back already.
NA: My brother and I just had to quickly broadcast the news about you defeating the Giant Cowfish.
NINJA FINGER: You knew I would?
NA: Almost positive. How did you do it?
NINJA FINGER: Distracted him with the chicken and then snuck up on him.
NA: That's a good idea! I shoulds have thinked of that.
NINJA FINGER: It kind of happened on accident actually.
NA: Well it still workeded! Oh, sorry that was odd. I forgot that you didn't like odd.
NINJA FINGER: Actually, I found out that it's not actually so bad.
NA: Oh, good. How?
NINJA FINGER: Well, it started with the cowfish, then the colorful dancing elephants--
NA: Snees.
NINJA FINGER gives her a weird look.
NINJA FINGER: Uh... Bless you?
NA: No, those animals were snees. S-N-E-E-S.
NINJA FINGER: Okay... anyway, then I was hungry, so I picked an odd looking, but still really yummy, fruit off of the tree there.
NA: The papyanappananango tree?
NINJA FINGER: I guess... So, that's how it happened.
NA: That was in the shoulds of happening.
NINJA FINGER: You really like talking with weird grammar, don't you?
NA: No, odd grammar, not weird grammar.
NINJA FINGER: Is there a difference?
NA: A big one. For example, it's weird that Elafint Ylind doesn't like odd.
NINJA FINGER: Speaking of Elephant Island, I should probably be getting back.
He starts turning around.
NA: Yeah, it looks like there might be someone who needs saving.
NINJA FINGER spots smoke and flames rising from Elephant Island.
NINJA FINGER: Oh, no. Giant Baby!
He starts flying away.
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