The view changes to show NINJA FINGER at home, flipping through TV channels. He comes to a news broadcast and stops to watch.

NEWS ANCHORMAN: --found the squashed remains of a larger-than-life banana and avocado. Because of their massive size, it was suspected that they had the ability to speak, and were therefore classified as odd. This discovery, among others like it, has shocked many people. Where do these odd things keep coming from?

NINJA FINGER: Huh. And they don't even wonder what squashed them.

NEWS ANCHORMAN: However, we do have a suspect.

A blurry action shot of GIANT BABY comes up on the screen.

NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby?

NEWS ANCHORMAN: This creature, aside from just being odd, has avoided arrest several times.

NINJA FINGER: Arrest? Of course...

NEWS ANCHORMAN: It seems that this creature would be the perfect one to smuggle odd things onto our island from... Oddland... likely a plan that those people who call themselves its "presidents" came up with to try and oddify Elephant Island. If this creature is caught, it will be punished... by death!

NINJA FINGER: Death?? What has gotten into the president's mind??