ACT I SCENE II
*Above is a recording of the voices of Ninja Finger and Giant Baby.
The white fades to show the streets of a normal-looking city. Suddenly, at the bottom of the screen, a GIANT BABY enters the scene (similar-looking to BEAN NANANA). She is being chased by an evil-looking BANANA and AVOCADO.
GIANT BABY: Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeelp!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
In the corner of the screen, a figure appears on a rooftop. It's NINJA FINGER, a heroic-looking thumb wearing a ninja costume. He swoops down on top of the BANANA and AVOCADO, grabbing them and throwing them into the building. He then jumps on top of them, squishing them. He walks over to where GIANT BABY is standing.
NINJA FINGER: Giant Baby, what is this, the third time this week?
GIANT BABY: Yay, you saved me!!
NINJA FINGER: Yeah, I realized--
GIANT BABY starts banging her head against his head, in a strange way of showing her thanks.
Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow! OW! Would! You! Please! STOP!!!
GIANT BABY: Okay I'm done now.
NINJA FINGER: Why do you always do that????
GIANT BABY: To thank you for saving me!
NINJA FINGER: How does that count as thanking me??
GIANT BABY: How doesn't it?
NINJA FINGER: Because it hurts, that's why!
GIANT BABY: Well too bad, it's fun.
NINJA FINGER: See? See, this is what I always warn you about. If you weren't always like that then maybe these bad things wouldn't happen to you!!
They both start walking around, and the streets become recognizable as the streets of Elephant Island.
GIANT BABY: Always like what?
NINJA FINGER: You're always just so... odd!
GIANT BABY: Hey, I can't help it, I'm a giant talking baby for crying out loud!
NINJA FINGER: Then maybe you should consider moving to that other island... what are they calling it now again?
GIANT BABY: Oddland.
NINJA FINGER: Oddland. What kind of name is that?
GIANT BABY: An odd one!
NINJA FINGER: See, that place would be perfect for you!
GIANT BABY: My cousin was actually thinking about moving there... hey! That reminds me! I was supposed to meet her to go bowling!
NINJA FINGER: How soon were you planning to meet?
GIANT BABY: Yesterday!
NINJA FINGER: Yesterday?
GIANT BABY: Yeah! I gotta go!
She begins running away.
NINJA FINGER: But if it's been that long since you were planning to meet...
GIANT BABY: She said she would be waiting for me there even if I was late!
NINJA FINGER: But-- oh, you're hopeless.
The view zooms out to show a rooftop, where the DINOSAUR BIRD is watching their conversation.
Try not to make me have to come rescue you on your way there!
The DINOSAUR BIRD exits the view.
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