ACT III SCENE IV

The view ripples to show the MAN walking around like a normal person in a normal-looking city. His voice is narrating the story, and everything he describes shows on the screen.

MAN: I was once just a normal guy. I was still odd of course, but not in public. Well, sometimes I was, just not out loud. The people there don't hate odd like they seem to on Elafint Ylind, they just don't understand it. Anyway, I was just minding my own business one day, and then this mouth with arms and legs ran up to me and started trying to attack me! I have no idea where it came from, or why it was always trying to get me and not someone else. Maybe it was just attracted to odd, I don't know! It only ever said "MMMMMMM", and I tried to get it to go away by saying "Ni, ni, ni, ni mouth!" I don't know why I said that, but a very odd was chasing after me, so I tried to get it to go away with more odd, and that did not work out. So one day, I decided to try and go where I thought it couldn't get me. I found a boat somewhere and started rowing as far away as I could. I was going to come back of course, but I was just waiting until the mouth would think that I was gone for good and start chasing after someone else. But, after about an hour, I noticed that there was another boat behind me, and it was getting closer, and fast! As it got closer, I noticed that it was a motorboat, and that the mouth was driving it! My first thought was, "Where in the world did it get that motorboat?" My second thought was, "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!! ROW FASTER!!!!!!!!!" And my third thought was, "Ni, ni, ni, ni mouth!!" And that one actually came out of my mouth because by then the mouth had got close enough to jump on my boat, drag me onto its boat, and start jumping on me excessively. With no one at the wheel, we went in a bunch of zig-zags until we ended up on Elafint Ylind,

The view fades back to the MAN telling the story.

...where we almost got arrested, but then escaped--I tried to escape without it, but that didn't work--and then we accidentally ended up here.

CORN POPO: Wow, that's a very odd story!

BEAN NANA: And what happened to this "mouth"?

MAN: When the ship hit land, it went flying into the woods.

BEAN NANA: So it's still out there?

MAN: Sadly, yes.

MOMMY DUCK: Wow, so many exciting things happening today! What could be next?

CORN POPO: I don't know!

CORN PO: Maybe it has something to do with those ships over there...

He points towards the water, where two large boats are sailing towards them from Elephant Island.

MOMMY WHALE: Wow, we weren't expecting two visitors in one day!

MOMMY DUCK: We weren't expecting any visitors!

BEAN NANA: There's gonna be more than two visitors.

COURT POPO: Yeah, there are two ships.

CORN POPO: I wonder who it could be!

An EAGLE suddenly lands next to the group, out of breath.

EAGLE: Hey, I was just flying over one of those boats, and I noticed all the people on it were carrying something that looked like this.

He draws the Un-Odd Committee badge in the sand.

Does anyone know what it means?

CORN POPO: AH!! OH NO!! AH! NOT GOOD!! HELP!!

BEAN NANA: What? What is it?

CORN POPO: That's what all the mean people always had hooked to their pants!!

MOMMY DUCK: The mean people... You mean on Elephant Island???

CORN POPO: Yeah! Those mean people!

MOMMY DUCK: OH NO! THE ELEPHANT ISLANDERS ARE COMING!!! AAAAAAAAAH!!!

Everyone starts running away screaming, except for BEAN NANA and the MAN.

BEAN NANA: Hey, wait! We can take them! We've done it before!

The group who rescued CORN POPO start to slow down and turn around.

Remember?

CORN POPO: But, but... oh yeah, we did.

BEAN NANA: And that means we can do it again! That is, if we all work together.

CORN POPO: I guess I would like to teach those meanies a lesson about the power of odd.

He joins BEAN NANA.

FLYING TRAPEZE CAT #1: Hey, we don't have Flying Trapeze practice today.

FLYING TRAPEZE CAT #2: Yeah, we don't have anything else to do.

They walk over to BEAN NANA and CORN POPO.

COURT YIY: Yeah, anything else would be boring!

BROCCOLI NA: Good, you're not bored, that means I don't have to jump on you.

They join the group.

CORNP OPO: Beann Ana, maybe this will give you someone else to sit on for a change.

BEANN ANA: Maybe it will.

They walk over.

CARROT POPO: Maybe we can bounce on them!

CUCUMBER NANA: Yay, bouncing is fun!

They bounce over to the ever-growing group.

CORN NANA: I'll attack them by being higher than you!

BEAN POPO: I'd like to see you try!

They walk back.

CORN YIY: We'll distract them with--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!

They stand next to BEAN NANA.

BEAN NANA: What pizza?

CORN YIY: No, not like that, we'll just keep yelling--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!!

BEAN NANANA: And I can throw my bowling ball at them!

CORN PO: That is, if the bowling ball agrees to fight.

Everyone looks at CORN PO.

COURT POPO: Come on. Don't just run away like everyone else. You know we can beat them.

CORN PO looks at BEAN NANA.

CORN PO: You said that we could do this if we worked together. Will you acknowledge to everyone that we all took part in this?

BEAN NANA: I promise that I will make sure everyone knows how much all of you helped out with this.

CORN PO: Then I'm in.

COURT POPO: So am I.

They finally join the group.

CORN PO: But Bean Nanana is not allowed to use me as a bowling ball!

BEAN NANANA: Aw, man.

MAN: I'll help in whatever way I can. Odd is too good to be un-odded.

They all turn to face the boats, which are nearing the shore.

BEAN NANA: Here they come!

The ships land on the shore.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: There they are! Someone get them!

A few people get out of the boat with nets and cages.

BEAN NANA: Uh, oh!

She runs into all but one of them.

Hee heeAH!

The remaining person captures her in a cage.

Help!

CORN POPO: Hey, you can't just capture an innocent whale like that! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

He launches himself into the air, hitting the guy and knocking him out. BEAN NANA is freed from the cage.

BEAN NANA: Thanks, you should do that more often.

CORN POPO: Do what?

BEAN NANA: That MAAAH thing, it could be useful.

CORN POPO: That's what I do when I get angry.

BEAN NANA: I'm saying that you should do it even when you're not angry!

CORN POPO: Like when?

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Everyone, go, go, get them!!

BEAN NANA: Like now!!

CORN POPO: Okay! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!

He knocks over a few guys.

You're right it is useful!

He looks over at BEAN NANA, who is running into people. She knocks over at least five.

BEAN NANA: heeHEE!!!

CORN POPO: That was an excessive hee hee.

BEAN NANA: That's cause it was really fun! And it was fun to say too.

The men start backing away from them.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Cowards! We're not leaving until all of them are captured!

The men start looking back and forth from the animals to each other.

So CAPTURE THEM!!!

The men reluctantly run forward with nets and cages. They start trying to capture everybody. The animals evade capture and take out men in their own unique ways. The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON looks around in dismay. All of the men have fallen except for a group that is teaming up on CORN POPO. The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON growls and bends over to pick something up. CORN POPO looks around for help and spots BEAN NANANA.

CORN POPO: Uh, Bean Nanana, I could use some of your bowling skills right now!

BEAN NANANA: Okay!

She picks up CORN PO.

CORN PO: Wait wait but you promised that--

BEAN NANANA: Stop talking bowling ball!

She throws him, and he knocks over the remaining men.

CORN PO: *owww...*

CORN POPO: Thank you!

CORN PO: Thank you? Thank--?? Rrrg...

He storms off in the direction of the woods. Everyone else starts gathering next to CORN POPO and BEAN NANANA.

BEAN NANANA: Bowling ball, where are you going? Come back heeeeere!!!!

Suddenly, a large net falls on top of them.

BEAN NANA: What is this?

The view shifts to show UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON holding a Net-Shooter 3000.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Ha, ha, ha!!

He sets the Net-Shooter down and steps out of the boat.

Shows how easy it is to capture those silly animals, they just need a little distraction!

CORN POPO: Let us out!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Be quiet, ducks aren't supposed to talk.

The MAN sees what's happening and runs over to the Un-Odd Committee's boat.

CORN POPO: Odd ones are!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: WELL THERE SHOULDN'T BE ANY OF THOSE!! AND I'M ABOUT TO RID THE WORLD OF THEM ONCE AND FOR ALL!!!

He grabs the net with the animals in it and is about to fling it into the ocean when another net falls on top of him.

AAAAGH!! WHAT IS THIS???

The view shifts to show the MAN on the boat, holding the Net-Shooter. Other animals start drifting out of the woods, cheering.

CORN POPO: Yay!! The man saved us!!

The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON twists himself around in the net to look at the MAN.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: You... you must be the man that escaped from my island... the one that liked odd...

The MAN puts down the Net-Shooter and steps out of the boat.

MAN: Yep, that's me!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Such frustration... that many odd things escaping from me in one day...

MAN: And there was one odd thing that you completely missed.

He takes the odd seed out of his pocket.

CORN POPO: Hey, that's mine!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: No... the odd trees... with the odd fruit... I made sure every single one of those was destroyed!

MAN: And yet, you let one of the odd seeds go, even though you could have found it and destroyed it that whole time!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: If you plant that I'll--

MAN: Nothing you can do about it now, is there? Someone load all these people back on the boats and take them all back to Elafint Ylind.

BEAN NANA: Okay!

One of the men starts stirring. BEAN NANA runs into him and knocks him out again.

heeHEE!!

MAN: No, not you, I need you to deliver a message to my sister.

BEAN NANA: I can do that after I leave them on Elephant Island.

CORN POPO: I want to come too!!

MAN: Okay then, but first I want to do something, and I wantchyou--

CORN POPO: Bless you!

MAN: I didn't sneeze!

CORN POPO: But, I just heard a sneeze!

MAN: I was just saying that I want you to come and watch me do something.

CORN POPO: Oh.

MAN: So, come on!

He waves for them to come with him as he walks towards the woods.

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