ACT III SCENE II
The next morning, HARBORMAN #1 and HARBORMAN #2 are in the office of the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: I can't believe it. First a whole bunch of talking animals are let on the island and off it again, and now... now this!
HARBORMAN #2: I'm sorry, sir, we tried as hard as we could...
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: An odd man... and a walking mouth. A DISEMBODIED! WALKING! MOUTH! Could you possibly get any more odd than that?? Elephant Island is failing at its job!!
HARBORMAN #1: I thought it was your job to get rid of all the odd.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Yes, but it's your job to tell me about any odd on the island before it escapes!! And you failed to do that duty!!! YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!!!!!!!!
HARBORMAN #2: But we don't even work for you.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Well... well......... YOU'RE FIRED ANYWAY!!!!
Both harbormen hang their heads.
HARBORMAN #1: Aw, man.
They turn and start walking out.
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Rrrrrgg...... wait.
The harbormen turn to look at him.
You two are harbormen, right?
HARBORMAN #1: Uh, yeah?
UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: Have two large boats ready for me in 15 minutes.
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