*Above is a map of Elephant Island. Because the island is so small, it is like one city divided into six different sections rather that one country divided into cities.

Shows UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON standing in his office, talking to ISLANDER #1 and ISLANDER #2.

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON: It's time to carry out the plan. Bring me the duck!

ISLANDER #2: Yes, sir!

ISLANDER #1 and ISLANDER #2 walk out of the office. They start walking through the streets, back to the place where CORN POPO is being held.

ISLANDER #1: Wow, boss sure hates those animals, doesn't he.

ISLANDER #2: He hates all things odd. I think he was about ready to chop my head off when he heard that I brought one of them with me!

ISLANDER #1: Yeah. Why'd he let you keep it again?

ISLANDER #2: I've told you like a thousand times!

ISLANDER #1: Yeah, but I keep forgetting parts of it.

ISLANDER #2 sighs.

ISLANDER #2: He figured that we could use it to put on a show. He was going to wait until he was sure that the animals thought that they were safe, then he would go over to the island himself with the duck.

The view changes to show BEAN NANA peeking around a corner, listening to the men. She and her group follow silently as they keep talking.

He would then find the talking animals and then kill the duck right in front of their eyes, saying that he would do the same to them if they didn't allow themselves to be locked up in cages and taken off the island.

ISLANDER #1: To where?

ISLANDER #2: They would assume that they were coming here, but, in reality, we would drop the cages into the ocean on the way back so that they sink to the bottom.

ISLANDER #1: He wouldn't let that kind of odd onto this island no matter what, would he?

ISLANDER #2: Nope.

He starts unlocking the cellar door again.

The world is better off without that kind of odd anyway.

They both walk into the cellar.

Hi there, little guy.

He starts unlocking the cage.

CORN POPO: Huh? Hey, what are you doing? This isn't the normal eating time.

ISLANDER #2: You're coming with us.

BEAN NANA peeks around the corner.

CORN POPO: What? Where?

ISLANDER #2: We're taking you back home!

CORN POPO: Home?? YAY!! HOME!! I LIKE HOME!!! AND PIE!!!!!!! Will there be pie at home cause I want pie reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeally bad!!!

BEAN NANA: *On my signal...*

ISLANDER #2: Oh, yes, lots of pie!

He opens the cage door. BEAN NANA suddenly bursts from around the corner and runs hard into ISLANDER #1, who falls over. ISLANDER #2 turns around.

ISLANDER #2: Hey! AAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

The other animals rush in, jumping on him and knocking him over.

BEAN NANA: Hee hee, I always wanted to do that.

CORN POPO: Hey, why'd you do that? They were going to take me home to have pie!! Now I won't get any!!! That makes me angry!!!!! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

BEAN NANA: Woah, woah, calm down! They were going to take you home, but then they were going to kill you right in front of all of us!

CORN POPO: Wha-- before I even got to have pie?

BEAN NANA: Probably before they even set you down!

CORN POPO: Why though?

BEAN NANA: Because Elephant Islanders do such things.

CORN POPO: Yeah, they're mean like that. They locked me in a cage for a whole year! It seems like they'll never let me out... and I'll never get to go home... and I'll never get to have pie............ MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

He jumps up into the air and lands on BEAN NANA.

BEAN NANA: Ow, ow, ow, please get off, ow, owie, ow

CORN POPO: Oh, sorry, I forgot you were here.

BEAN NANA knocks him off.

Owie!

BEAN NANA: Hee hee. Wow, I'm hurting you like that and I haven't even introduced myself yet. I'm Bean Nana, and this is my rescue party... uh, let me see if I can remember this... uh, the Flying Trapeze Cats, Court Popo, Carrot Popo, Cucumber Nana, Corn Yiy, Bean Na, Court Yiy, Broccoli Na, Bean Nanana, Corn Po, Cornp Opo, Beann Ana, Corn Nana, and Bean Popo. Whew, that's a lot of names. And who are you?

CORN POPO: I'm Corn Popo!

BEAN NANA: Corn Popo... I heard that story so many times and I never knew the little duck's name...

CORN PO: What story?

CORN POPO: Yeah, what story?

COURT POPO: Wait... that story? You're... that duck? The one that went missing? How in all odd are you still alive?

CORN POPO: Uh, I don't know what you're--

Suddenly, a commotion is heard outside. It seems to be coming closer.

Oh no, people!

BEAN NANA: They're coming for us!

Random islanders start filing into the cellar, carrying various weapons.

CORN POPO: AH!! Giant baby, throw something!

BEAN NANANA: I'm Bean Nanana, Giant Baby's my cousin!

CORN POPO: Just throw something!!

BEAN NANA: Like bowling!!!

BEAN NANANA: I don't have a bowling ball!

CORN POPO: Well then use... that chihuahua over there!!!!!!

He points to CORN PO.

CORN PO: What? No nononono, don't do it--

BEAN NANANA: Okay!

She throws CORN PO at them, as if he is a bowling ball.

CORN PO: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!

He knocks all the people over.

Ow.........

BEAN NANANA: Hey, you're a good bowling ball! Can I call you bowling ball?

CORN PO: No......

BEAN NANANA: Okay bowling ball!

CORN POPO: Okay, I think we're good. Thank you for rescuing me!!

BEAN NANA: We're not out yet. Look!

The UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON is walking towards the cellar.

CORN POPO: AH! THAT GUY! HE'S REALLY MEAN!

BEAN NANA runs hard into the UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON, who falls down.

BEAN NANA: Hee hee, take that, mean guy!

UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON starts getting up, a grotesque snarl on his face.

Uh oh.

He picks her up by the tail.

AAAAAAH!! Corn Popo, help me!!

CORN POPO: Uh, uh, but I don't know how!!

BEAN NANA suddenly has a flashback to CORN POPO jumping on top of her.

BEAN NANA: If you rescue me, I'll give you... uh...

CORN POPO: Pie?

BEAN NANA: Yeah!

CORN POPO: I can't get pie unless I help her... that makes me angry! MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

He lands hard on UN-ODD CHAIRPERSON.

Uh... pie?

BEAN NANA: Do you just do that whenever you get angry?

CORN POPO: Yeah... pie now?

BEAN NANA: I knew it! You should use that more often against bad guys; it really hurts.

CORN POPO: Okay... pie?

BEAN NANA: You'll get pie when we get back home.

CORN POPO: But... but I want pie now!

BEAN NANA: I don't have any with me, so you'll just have to wait.

CORN POPO: Oh, fine.

There is a pause.

How 'bout now?

BEAN NANA runs into him.

Owie!

BEAN NANA: Hee hee, that's what you get.

CORN PO: Why do you always say that when you run into someone like that?

BEAN NANA: I don't know, I guess just because it's fun.

COURT YIY: I'm bored again!

BROCCOLI NA: Already?

COURT YIY: Yeah.

CORN YIY: And we want some--

BEAN NA: PIZZA!!!!!

BROCCOLI NA: Uh, guys...

She points at ISLANDER #1 and ISLANDER #2, who are starting to get up.

BEANN ANA: Those are the first guys we knocked out!

CORNP OPO: Get off me, we gotta get out of here!

BEAN NANA: Come on, everybody!

COURT POPO suddenly lets loose an excessively loud fart. Both Islanders fall back to the ground.

COURT POPO: Excuse me!

BEAN NANA: Thanks, that should buy us some time. Come on, before they get up again!

Everyone exits the cellar.

Now, we need a quick head count, we should have 16 people... hey, where's Bean Popo?

CORN NANA sighs.

CORN NANA: Where he always is.

View expands to show that BEAN POPO is sitting on the roof of the building.

BEAN POPO: I'm higher than you!

CORN NANA: But you always get to be higher than me!

BEAN NANA: Come down, we need to leave now!

BEAN POPO: Aw, man.

He comes down. COURT POPO looks inside the cellar.

COURT POPO: They're starting to get up!

BEAN NANA: Hurry, everybody!

They all run to the beach.

Corn Popo, can you swim?

CORN POPO: Yeah!

BEAN NANA: Okay!

The view shows ISLANDER #1 and ISLANDER #2 running towards them.

BEAN NANA: Let's get off this large chunk of un-odd!

They all start swimming away. ISLANDER #1 and ISLANDER #2 reach the beach.

ISLANDER #2: Corn Popo, where are you going? Come back here!!!

He stops on the shore, out of breath.

Boss won't be very happy about this...