[one day later]

Opens Facebook Chats

Emily Mayfair:

Hey, did you dump strawberry milkshake on anyone? 4:32pm

Clara Jones is typing...

Clara Jones:

Nope why? 4:50pm

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[two days later]

Emily Mayfair:

Hey, did you dump strawberry milkshake on anyone? 2:20pm

Amy Wood is typing...

Amy Wood:

Hey! I haven't spoke to you in ages! How are you? 2:40pm

Emily Mayfair:

Hey, I am good! So have you dumped strawberry milkshake on anyone? 2:43pm

Amy Wood:

How is your cat? 2:46pm

Emily Mayfair:

Please answer the question, I really need to know. 2:48pm

Amy Wood:

What a weird question but I haven't. 2:50pm

Amy Wood:

So how is your cat? 2:56pm

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Emily Mayfair:

Ahh I can't find him. 8:37pm

Hannah Greenwood is typing...

Hannah Greenwood:

What's wrong Em? 8:45pm

Emily Mayfair:

I can't find this girl who dumped a milkshake on a guy. Gah. 8:47pm

Hannah Greenwood:

Oh my days! I saw that happen a couple weeks ago. 8:49pm

Emily Mayfair:

Wait what? Who was it? 8:52pm

Hannah Greenwood:

This girl named Dani Wells, why do you want to know so bad Em? 8:57pm

Emily Mayfair:

It's complicated. I love you. I'll explain later. 9:05pm

[later that day]

Emily Mayfair:

Hey Dani, I know I am just this random girl. I know this might open old wounds but are you the girl who dumped milkshake on this douchebag of a guy? If you are, can I know his name? 10:52pm