Douchebag: I think I ate a fly.

Douchebag: IT IS SO DISGUSTING!

Douchebag: Do you think I could get an infection?

Douchebag: I think the fly had rabies.

Douchebag: Oh gosh, I feel so hot. My head is spinning, oh gosh. I think I have rabies, something else. The fly, I think the fly was infected! Oh gosh.

Douchebag: CLASSY I AM GOING TO DIE. I AM GOING TO DIE.

Classy is typing...

Classy: HAHAHAHAHA!

Classy: HAHAHAHAHAHA OH MY GOSH HAHAHAA!

Classy: HAHAHA. Gosh, you ate a fly? I think I am going to die hahahaha!

Classy: HAHAHA! 

Douchebag is typing...  

Douchebag: THIS. IS. NOT. FUNNY.

Douchebag: I AM DYING HERE AND YOU ARE LAUGHING?!

Classy is typing...  

Classy: You are so dramatic, seriously making me laugh.

Classy: You made me choke on my drink, haha!

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: I really think that the fly had rabies.

Douchebag: I was eating my lunch, all nice and such. Talking and being awesome,then a fly just, just! Just! Flies into my mouth!

Classy is typing...

Classy: This is exactly why you eat with your mouth closed. At least you spat it out. Right?

Douchebag is typing...  

Douchebag: Well...

Classy: You did spit it out right?

Douchebag: Yes! But I chewed on it! And and...DON'T JUDGE ME!

Classy: Oh my gosh, this is so disgusting. Why tell me this?

Douchebag: Because I think the fly gave me rabies!

Classy: Flies can't give you rabies!

Douchebag: How do you know that? Are you a fly?

Classy: Yes. Yes, I am a fly. I am a magical fly who can text.

Classy: Like totally.

Douchebag is typing...  

Douchebag: That sarcasm isn't appreciated.

Douchebag: Oh gosh. I think I still have fly bits in my mouth.

Douchebag: Oh gosh. I feel like I am going to puke!

Douchebag: EW. EW EW. I HAVE FLY BITS IN MY MOUTH.

Classy is typing...

Classy: Ew, just ew.

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