Douchebag:

I think I am scared of cats. 8:00pm

Douchebags:

Cats are demons! DEMONS I SAY, DEMONS! 8:01pm

Douchebag:

My next door neighbour has a cat and I swear it hisses my name....demon. 8:02pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Take it back! 8:10pm

Classy:

Cats are adorable! 8:10pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

You do realize, cats can take over the world and kill all of civilation? 8:15pm

Douchebag:

CATS. CAN. KILL. US. ALL. 8:16pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

You are such a wimp. 8:20pm

Classy:

Cats can't kill us, you idiot. 8:20pm

Classy:

But cats can kill off the idiots though... 8:20pm

Classy:

You better watch out dude, cats are out to get you. 8:21pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

HA HA. YOU ARE SO FUNNY. HA HA HA. 8:23pm

Douchebag:

But you haven't met the cat next door. It is a she-devil, everytime I walk out the door. It is there. Hissing. I feel like it will kill me.  8:26pm

Douchebag:

Once, I was just minding my own buiness, walking out with so much swag and the devil hissed at me! THEN JUMPED ONTO MY ARM AND BIT ME! I THINK I AM A RADIACTIVE CAT. I MAY BE CAT-MAN 8:32pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

I am totally funny, flips hair. 8:36pm

Classy:

As I said before, cats don't like idiots. 8:36pm

Classy:

I doubt that actually happened, it is cat-woman. Not man. 8:36pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

She HATES me, the devil hates me. Do you know the name of the cat? It is called angel. 8:42pm

Douchebag:

A N G E L. 8:42pm

Douchebag:

Let me tell you, that cat is no Angel, more of the opposite. 8:42pm

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Classy:

Dude, you are deluded. I have a cat, she is called Penny. SHE IS SO CUTE! I LOVE HER.  8:46pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

Don't you ever come near me with Penny because cats are evil. 8:50pm

Douchebag:

Oh shoot, I can see the she-devil outside...lurking...waiting to bite me...kill me...time to hide from it... 8:52pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

I hope Angel catches you and shows you, her love for Douchebags. 8:57pm

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