Douchebag: 

I don't have an invisibility cloak but do you think tonight I can visit your restricted section? 11:05pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

You are a Harry Potter nerd? 11:13pm

Douchebag is typing...  

Douchebag:

Potterhead actually. Not a nerd. 11:13pm

Douchebag:

You know, Hagrid's not the only giant on campus. 11:13pm

Classy is typing...

Classy: 

Wow, please say you are on about Hagrids hands... 11:15pm

Douchebag: 

If that is what people call it. Then sure, I am winking again.11:20pm

Classy: 

You are such a creep! 11:22pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

I'd let you handle my wand any day. 11:24pm

Douchebag:

A wink again. 11:24pm

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Please say wand means, anything else but... 11:25pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

Wand can mean anything you want, Classy. 11:27pm

Douchebag:

Do you want to head to the Shrieking Shack? We could do some shrieking of our own. 11:27pm

Classy is typing...

Classy: 

You are literally wanting me to puke, don't you? 11:30pm

Douchebag:

Perhaps. Cheeky smile right now. 11:33pm

Classy:

Oh gosh, just stop. 11:33pm

Douchebag:

Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements. 11:34pm

Classy:

A ruler? A ruler right? 11:35pm

Classy:

Is your "Potter Festish" over yet? 11:37pm

Douchebag:

WAIT LAST ONE! 11:40pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

I wanna stick my half-blood prince inside your chamber of secrets, and release the prisoner of azkaban to give you the deathly hallows. 11:44pm

Classy:

You are such a Harry Potter creep. 11:45pm

Classy:

Not a Potterhead, but a creep. 11:47pm

Classy:

I am leaving you, for my bed. Goodnight. 11:48pm

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag:

Going to bed? Mind if I Slytherin? 11:50pm

Douchebag: 

That was the last one, I promise.11:50pm

Douchebag: 

Actually I don't promise.11:50pm

Douchebag:

I take back my promise!11:50pm 

Douchebag:

I TAKE IT BACK!11:50pm

Douchebag:

That was pretty slick, wasn't it?11:50pm  

Classy is typing...

Classy:

You can't take it back, you loser.11:56pm

Classy: 

You creep. 11:57pm

Classy:

#LoserCreepGuyThing 11:58pm

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