Douchebag: 

C 6:56am

Douchebag: 

L 6:58am

Douchebag: 

A 6:58am

Douchebag: 

S 6:59am

Classy is typing...

Douchebag: 

S 7:01am

Classy: 

Stop! 7:02am

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: 

Y! 7:05am

Douchebag: 

You ruined it! 7:09am

Classy is typing...

Classy: 

It is 7am, On a bloody Saturday! 7:10am

Douchebag: 

You didn't have to reply, you could have simply ignored and slept blissfully. 7:11am

Classy: 

My phone is on ring, on my night stand which is beside my bed. So, how could I blissfully sleep if you are constantly spamming me? Now shut up or I will hurt you. 7:13am

Douchebag: 

Make me. Oh I went there. 7:20am

Classy: 

Don't even, I will hurt you. 7:24am

Douchebag: 

You don't even know who I am. 7:26am

Classy:

Tell me who you are. 7:29am

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: 

I can't, if I do it will bring me nothing but pain. All you need to know is that I'm a handsome player. 7:30am

Douchebag: 

Players gonna play play. 7:31am

Douchebag:

Haters gonna hate hate hate. 7:31am

Douchebag: 

Fakers gonna fake fake fake. 7:31am

Classy is typing...

Douchebag: 

I am just gonna shake shake shake. 7:32am

Classy: 

Are you quoting Taylor Swift? 7:32am

Douchebag: 

I felt like it was relevant since I said I was a player, Taylor Swift popped inside my head. 7:33am

Classy: 

Wow, considering you were going to break up with someone by text. I don't think you should be the one singing Taylor Swift. The singer who talks about getting her heart broken.7:34am

Douchebag: 

Hey! You never know, under all my manliness I could be breaking apart inside. 7:36am

Classy: 

What manliness? You were just quoting, maybe even singing Taylor Swift right? 7:39am

Douchebag is typing...

Douchebag: 

You can't prove nothin' 7:40am

Douchebag:

I am a thug. 7:40am

Douchebag:

I live the thug life. 7:40am

Douchebag: 

I didn't choose the thug life. The thug life chose me. 7:40am

Douchebag:

I don't eat the pizza crust. #Thuglife. 7:41am

Douchebag: 

I don't brush my hair sometimes. #Thuglife. 7:41am

Douchebag:

I wear glasses inside. #ThugLife. 7:41am

Douchebag:

I skip breakfast and go straight to lunch. #ThugLife. 7:41am

Douchebag:

I sometimes wear socks with sandals. #ThugLife. 7:41am

Douchebag:

Classy? Did you run away from all of my thugnessness? Did I scare you away? 7:41am

Classy is typing...

Classy:

Oh don't mind me. I am too busy laughing. You a thug? Too funny. You were going to break up with someone by a text! #Coward. 7:52am

Douchebag: 

Oh shoot. I got to break up with her. I almost forgot. 7:55 am

Douchebag is typing...

Classy: 

You are an idiot. 8:00am

Classy: 

Wait! You are a boy? 8:01am

Douchebag: 

Yes, I am..? 8:05am

Classy: 

You said 'manliness' it has just registered that you are a guy. 8:08am

Douchebag: 

Lack of sleep makes you slow and stupid. 8:09

Classy: 

Oh hush. I am going back to bed. Go annoy someone else. 8:11am

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