Unknown One

I am sorry.  11:40pm

Unknown Two is typing...

Unknown Two: 

Excuse me? 11:42pm

Unknown One: 

This isn't working out for me. 11:43pm

Unknown Two: 

Is this some joke? 11:45pm

Unknown One: 

No, I am sorry but I feel like we can't be together any more. 11:46pm

Unknown Two: 

Oh dear. 11:48pm

Unknown One: 

Yes, I know I have hurt you but... 11:48pm

Unknown Two:

But? 11:48pm

Unknown One: 

I don't think I am the one that can make you happy. 11:49pm

Unknown Two: 

Wow. 11:49pm

Unknown One: 

I know this is a shock but can we still be friends? 11:49pm

Unknown Two: 

WOW! You used that line? Wow. 11:52pm

Unknown One: 

What? 11:52pm

Unknown Two: 

Check the number you typed in douchebag. 11:53pm

Unknown One is typing...

Unknown Two: 

And break up by a text? That is so classy. 11:55pm

Unknown One is typing...

Unknown Two: 

Way to show you care for her or him or other human that was willing and stupid enough to date you. 11:56pm

Unknown One is typing...

Unknown Two: 

Honestly, it really shows how much you valued the relationship, you are so classy. 11:57pm

Unknown One is typing...

Unknown Two: 

Must be a heartfelt apology if you are typing for so long. 11:59pm

Unknown One is typing...  

Unknown One: 

I am not a douchebag. 12:00am

Unknown Two: 

It took you that long to type that? 12:02am

Unknown One: 

Yes, problem? 12:03am

Unknown Two: 

You type as you think. Very slowly. 12:03am

Unknown One: 

I don't think slowly! 12:06am

Unknown Two: 

Wow, I didn't even realise that it past midnight and you broke up with someone now? 

That you douchebag is classy. 12:10am

Unknown One: 

Yeah, I have so much class, thank you. Anyway, I should head off to bed. 12:15am

Unknown Two:

 You should delete my number while you are at it. 12:17am

Unknown One: 

If I don't? 12:18am

Unknown Two: 

I will save you as 'Douchebag' and also kill you. 12:20am

Unknown One: 

I can live with that and you won't find me. 12:22am

Unknown Two: 

Oh really douchebag? 12:23am

Douchebag: 

Yes. Off to bed. 12:25am

Unknown Two: 

Nice to know. 12:27am

Douchebag: 

Sleeping... 12:27am

Unknown Two: 

I really don't care. 12:28am

Douchebag: 

Wanna be my teddy bear? 12:30am

Unknown Two is typing...

Unknown Two: 

You aren't even single and you are already chatting me up. You are so classy, it makes me want to kick you where the sun does not shine. 12:33am

Unknown Two: 

Plus, you don't even know what gender I am. 12:35am

Douchebag: 

You seem like a girl and you like the word 'classy.' 12:37am

Unknown Two:

That is very sexist of you, guys can say classy. It is a nice word. 12:39am

Douchebag:

Wow, chill! Since I am saved as a Douchebag, I'll save you as Classy. 12:44am

Classy: 

You go do that. 12:49am

Douchebag: 

Done. Off to sleep. 12:50am

Classy: 

I again, don't care. But, I myself am very tired. Classy girl out. 12:55am

Douchebag: 

I was right. You are a girl. You may bow down to me. I being the supreme leader of all things unholy. 1:00am

Classy: 

Oh lord. 1:05am

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