481. Join Tumblr, OH WAIT GOD N-

482. Look out your window. DO YOU SEE ME

483. I SEE YOU

484. Ok, now I'm just freakin' myself out now! Jesus Christ...

485. Try a speech jammer. It's very fun and not enraging at all.

486. saID NO ONE EVER!!!! UPTOP!!!! 🙏

487. Don't talk to the voices in your head

488. Do a nice thing for your parents❤️💋 LOVE YA MA!!!

489. Dis 'Just Girly Things' because they're god damn stupid

490. Bring our planets global war to an end... With more violence!!! =D

491. Tie dye tee shirts!! It's very fun. That one's actually legit

492. Delete the last one because it's actually useful

And you know we can't have any of those in here!

493. Make a YouTube video that strongly states your political views, and then turn off the likes and comments😎

494. Follow me on Twitter! Oh wait I don't have an account

495. Make a whole folder just for really dumb jokes

=D=D=D

496. Listen to that new song everyone loves... How does it go? Hope... Hope... Hope Hope Hope... Hope a gagnum style

498. Right down your will... 'Cause, ya know... Stuf...

499. Come on now Paige, it's the 500th thing special an you're filling it up with this?! You know your viewers deserve better. You may think that people enjoy this content, when they really hate it. They don't deserve it. They deserve better. And after all this time, you're still so childish that you're making these dumb jokes? You know these people deserve better than this, and-
500. Be a corn!!! =D

I'm so done. :3