Inspector Clouseau and Ponton are sitting in their hotel room. Ponton says it sounds like James is getting lucky again!

Its midnight. James Bond is sleeping. James Bond hears someone walking up to his hotel room door and quickly rolls out of bed. The spectre agent suddenly walks into James Bond hotel room. The spectre agent sees James Bond and shoots at him. James Bond quickly rolls out of the way. The spectre agent shoots at James Bond again and says hey James!

James Bond suddenly rolls across the bed. The spectre agent shoots at the glass wall that separates the bedroom from the living room 5 times while James Bond rolls across the bed. James Bond quickly grabs a towel and wraps around the spectre agents right hand. The spectre agent shoots his gun which is in his right hand. James Bond grabs the spectre agents right hand with his left hand and stands him up against the wall. James Bond suddenly makes the gun go flying out of the spectre agents right hand and quickly wraps the towel around the spectre agents throat.

James Bond turns the spectre agent around and flips him over his back. James Bond grabs the spectre agent with both of his hands and stands him up.

The spectre agent suddenly hits James Bond really hard in the chest with his right hand. The spectre agent hits James Bonds left hand, grabs James Bonds left arm, and flips him over his shoulder. James Bond gets back up and goes to hit the spectre agent with his right hand but the spectre agent grabs his right hand with his right hand and grabs it with his left hand. James Bond suddenly tries to ram him into the wall but the spectre agent makes himself fall on the couch causing James Bond to flip and also land on the couch. The spectre agent suddenly tries to break James Bonds right arm, gets on top of him, and gets him in a headlock. James Bond sits up and goes to flip the spectre agent off of him but the spectre won't let go. James Bond and the spectre agent both hit the floor and roll 2 times. James Bond gets back up. The spectre agent won't let go. James Bond walks towards the wall, turns around, and rams the spectre agent into the wall. James Bond hits the bed. The spectre agent still won't let go. The spectre agent kicks James Bond really hard in the gut 2 times with his right knee. James Bond grabs onto the spectre agent and rolls across the other side of the bed. The spectre agent hits James Bond several times in his side with his left hand. James Bond suddenly rams himself and the spectre agent backwards really hard into the wall. James Bond bangs the spectre agent really hard 2 times into the wall. James Bond grabs the spectre agents chest throws him over his shoulders causing him to land really hard on a table. The spectre agent lands really hard on the floor. The table tips over. James Bond pulls the bedsheets off of the bed and wraps it around the spectre agents head. James Bond hits the spectre agent really hard in the face with his right hand, grabs the spectre agents right hand, puts the spectre agent over his back, and throws him out the window. The spectre agent suddenly falls to his death. James Bond says shocking?!! James Bond looks out the window and says no wonder you were lousy in bed!!