The next day. James Bond, Inspector Clouseau, and Ponton fly to Italy.

James Bond looks at inspector Clouseau and Ponton. James Bond says the reason why we have to pretend to be thieves is because Sarah Alvarez has a thing for thieves which means I will have to seduce her!

James Bond says she's having a party later today and I will have to crash the party but I will steal someone's invitation! Ponton says and what do we have to do? James Bond says I will be talking to you 2 through an ear piece! James Bond says but you will stay in your hotel room. Later that day. Ponton is putting the ear piece in his ear and the other ear piece in Inspector Clouseaus ear. James Bond walks up to the entrance of Sarah Alvarez's house. James Bond suddenly pretends to bump into a man who is about to walk into Sarah Alvarez's house and steals the man's invitation without the man even knowing. James Bond walks into the house. James Bond quietly says okay I'm inside her house. James Bond walks up to Sarah Alvarez's collection of priceless works of art. A waiter walks by James Bond holding a serving tray with glasses of martinis on it. James Bond grabs a martini.

James Bond pretends to be intrigued by the collection. A man suddenly walks up to James Bond and says sir I need to see your invitation please!! James Bond pretends to look in his suit and pants pockets and says I must of left it in the restroom may I go get it?!! The man says if you don't have an invitation you can't be here!!! James Bond says it's in the bathroom?!! The man suddenly starts beating the crap out of James Bond. James Bond let's the man beat the crap out of him. The man suddenly has James Bond on the floor. Sarah Alvarez walks up to James Bond and the man. Sarah Alvarez says is there a problem?!!

Sarah Alvarez looks at the man and says you can go now!! The man walks away. James Bond pretends to find his invitation and pulls the stolen invitation out of his suit pocket. James Bond says it really makes you wonder what they do to people who don't have an invitation?!! James Bond suddenly pretends to lose his ballance and falls face first into Sarah Alvarez's breasts. James Bond stands up. James Bond says I'm okay! James Bond goes to walk away and says I think I'm okay?!! James Bond walks up to Sarah Alvarez's collection of priceless works of art. Sarah Alvarez stands next to James Bond. James Bond says I love your collection! Sarah Alvarez looks at James Bond and says thank you Mr.? James Bond says Jack Stevenson! Sarah Alvarez says well it's nice to meet you Mr. Stevenson!!